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an on-going thread of all the things caroline has said that make me wheeze 
*incomprehensible chicken noises*
“is it the rings?”
“i’m shooting people hold on”
“bolt stans rise up”
“can we start clucking at people?”
“brain jelly”
“oh it’s just my knife”
“if it smells weird get in here and cuddle”
“this is so spicy i might scream”
“when the girls bark boys”
“wanna get banned from club penguin with me”
“like why did i even bring this **** cat it all he does is rUIN MY PLANS”
“THEY DON’T LIGHT IT UP FOR CHRISTMAS?!?”
“people just go about their days acting like the apple tower is just THERE?”
“apple tower more like WAP-ple tower am i right”
“i think zac efron is a robot”
“will this trigger your questionable epilepsy?”
“WJAT IN THE JOHN DENVER COUNTRY ROAD LOOKIN ****”
“baleigh the nelson chef”
“the magic express smells like peanuts”
“i’d never survive as a manatee”
“let’s start an edible arrangement company in athens”
“i either blame your massive microwave or patch”
“ARE THE OAKS COMING FOR ME”
“I LOST PATCH”
