1. Some set of fish have been found in the ocean.. They can't leave the spot they are.. They are stuckfish

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2. At the market, my mum wanted to buy sweet beans but it was really expensive so she bought a lowcost beans.... It smells like shii

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3. I have a joke about dementia but I've forgotten it......

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4. Do feminists eat the albumen of an egg?

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5. I have a newborn named Maddick and the nurse is sucking mucus outta him rn.. Does that mean the nurse is sucking maddick?

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