1. Some set of fish have been found in the ocean.. They can& #39;t leave the spot they are.. They are stuckfish

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2. At the market, my mum wanted to buy sweet beans but it was really expensive so she bought a lowcost beans.... It smells like shiihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">
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3. I have a joke about dementia but I& #39;ve forgotten it......
Don& #39;t forget to retweet this thread pls
4. Do feminists eat the albumen of an egg? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Hfjfkfkfkgkgk.... Spits 3×

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5. I have a newborn named Maddick and the nurse is sucking mucus outta him rn.. Does that mean the nurse is sucking maddick?
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