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because my mom gave me her disney+ log in and i haven’t seen a bunch of them, i’m going to watch all of the MCU movies in chronological order and give you my spiciest takes.
let it be known that i know very little about film and even less about comic books.
a thread:
let it be known that i know very little about film and even less about comic books.
a thread:
1. captain america: the first avenger
- whoever made cgi tiny chris evans should be fired immediately
- STANLEY TUCCI
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- tomato voldemort is an underwhelming villain but i enjoyed his 40’s style future tech
- bechdel test: enormous fail
- whoever made cgi tiny chris evans should be fired immediately
- STANLEY TUCCI
- tomato voldemort is an underwhelming villain but i enjoyed his 40’s style future tech
- bechdel test: enormous fail
2. captain marvel
- it’s like every other superhero movie but without the terrible men and that is everything i didn’t even know i needed
- actually so good i don’t have anything snarky to say
- jude law is the worst!
- bechdel and duvernay tests:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">
- it’s like every other superhero movie but without the terrible men and that is everything i didn’t even know i needed
- actually so good i don’t have anything snarky to say
- jude law is the worst!
- bechdel and duvernay tests:
3. iron man
- i kinda love tony stark as a character because he’s unabashedly a total asshole but grows into vaguely less of an asshole
- wow this movie is super racist
- the only time two women speak to each other involves slut shaming
- feels like 2008 was a million years ago
- i kinda love tony stark as a character because he’s unabashedly a total asshole but grows into vaguely less of an asshole
- wow this movie is super racist
- the only time two women speak to each other involves slut shaming
- feels like 2008 was a million years ago
4. iron man 2
- way less fun than the first one
- you have the skills to build the most advanced weapon of all time and you choose electric whips ... twice?!
- let’s slut shame that reporter againhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht">
- more nick fury please! i’m over stark’s bullshit
- way less fun than the first one
- you have the skills to build the most advanced weapon of all time and you choose electric whips ... twice?!
- let’s slut shame that reporter again
- more nick fury please! i’m over stark’s bullshit
5. the incredible hulk
this one isn’t available to stream anywhere so i watched a 4 minute youtube summary. that counts right?
i’m not even a little bit sad to miss a movie centered around a man’s uncontrollable rage masquerading as a super power.
this one isn’t available to stream anywhere so i watched a 4 minute youtube summary. that counts right?
i’m not even a little bit sad to miss a movie centered around a man’s uncontrollable rage masquerading as a super power.
6. thor
- kenneth branagh directed this like it was shakespeare
- how did i miss that natalie portman, idris elba, kat dennings, and colm feore are all in this movie?
- loki is the intense girl in drama club pretending to be fine after not getting cast as the lead in the musical
- kenneth branagh directed this like it was shakespeare
- how did i miss that natalie portman, idris elba, kat dennings, and colm feore are all in this movie?
- loki is the intense girl in drama club pretending to be fine after not getting cast as the lead in the musical
7. the avengers
- agent coulsonhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
- thor came all the way to earth from his far away galaxy but didn’t even bother to text natalie portman?! what a fuckboy move!
- i was having a nice time until joss whedon’s name showed up all over the credits
- agent coulson
- thor came all the way to earth from his far away galaxy but didn’t even bother to text natalie portman?! what a fuckboy move!
- i was having a nice time until joss whedon’s name showed up all over the credits
