reasons trobed should be canon in the community movie:
*troy voice* i love you
*abed voice* i know
THIS IS CANON DIALOGUE !! MF MAKE IT CANON NEOW !!
ALSO !!!
-when abed has kids with his video game wife edna or whatever, troy says "why cant i do that" IMPLYING HE WANTS TO HAVE KIDS WITH ABED!!
-later in the episode, ABED AND TROY FIND A BABY ON THE TABLE THEY START TALKING ABOUT ADOPTING IT RIGHT AWAY !!
AND !!
-abed and troy know each others weaknesses
-abed knows troy so well he could perfectly imagine his date with britta
-BRITTA CALLED ABED TROY"S BOYFRIEND AND TROY DIDNT EVEN BAT AN EYE !!
-THEY HAVE A FAKE TALKSHOW TOGETHER
more canon dialogue:
"theyre just jealous"
"i know you hate when people in movies do that"
"lets go film the sex scene"
"he tried to hold my hand, but he had just mistaken me for abed"
WHEN ABED GOT LOCKED IN A PHONEBOOTH BY HIS INTERNET "FRIEND" DURING INSPECTACON:
"you know, for the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, i knew someone would come."
THEY MAKE WISHES IN THE FOUNTAIN EVERY YEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL !!!!
THEY LIVE TOGETHER !!!AND MAKE BLANKET AND PILLOW FORTS TOGETHER IN THEIR FLAT !!!
MORE canon dialogue:
"hes usually like, adorable weird"
[when being held captive] "i miss abed so much"
"she can make babies for me" "oh and i cant? ..i cant."
"speaking of anniversaries, it is the THIRD anniversary of me and abed watching freaky friday for the first time"
TROY FALLING ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AND ABED GENTLY PUTTING A BLANKET ON HIM !!!!
*they both do their secret handshake and look down their pants at their dicks silently*
jeff: hey abed, your girlfriend (troy) will meet you at the flagpole in ten minutes. goodbye.
jeff [to annie]: tell your boyfriend (troy) and his boyfriend (abed) that playtime is over.
on halloween, troy and abed dressed up as calvin and hobbes even though troy was dating britta and they shouldve done a couples costume
BASICALLY,,, troy chose abed over britta (he does this basically always)
even more canon dialogue:
"we could get in our pajamas and build a blanket fort right now" "and we could build a blanket fort!" "lets do it."
britta: your rules are ridiculous!
troy: they're ABED"S rules, and theyre AWESOME. and they always work.
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[different episode]
britta: you went all psycho girlfriend on abed, didnt you?
troy: yeah. i screwed up, classic troy.
britta: you are not being crazy. that dude is trying to steal your boyfriend.
troy: its like he wants to replace me. it makes me so angry, and so sad, all at the same time.
annie: im not sure where abed is, i could try calling him if you want?
troy: nah, im not looking for my other half.
troy, on a date with britta, calling annie (who lives with him and abed): just.. checking in on abed. making sure he's okay :D
troy: just, yknow. make sure he stays comfortable, i worry about him when im not around.
annie: ew! 'hector the well endowed'? abed!
abed: i didn't know youd just grab one at random. i made that one with troy in mind.
*troy nods, they do their secret handshake*
shirley: yeah, i bet you did...
BASICALLY IMPLYING HE KNOWS TROY HAS A BIG DICK,,,,, heterosexuals? never.
[after pillow fight war, when abed and troy are hitting only each other]
jeff: lets wrap this up.
abed: i dont wanna. this is the last thing we're ever going to do together.
troy: we cant stop.
(1/2)
jeff: doesnt that kind of solve your problem, the realization that you like each other so much youd hit each other with pillows FOREVER? (2/2)
troy: i hate her, i hate her, i hate her!
abed: what happened?
troy: she called you weird!
abed: i am weird.
troy: not as weird as her! who the hell is nicholas nickleby? she wouldnt shut up about it.
abed: hm. i know.
(1/2)
troy: theres someone out there for us. *nods*
abed, nodding: happy valentines day.
troy: it is now.
*they hug*
(2/2)
troy: am i good-looking?
abed: you're a very attractive young man.
troy: abed is a magical, elflike man, who makes us all more magical by being near us.
abed: its not a game for me, troy. im seeing REAL LAVA because youre leaving. its embarrassing. and i dont wanna be crazy but I AM CRAZY, so.. i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see.
abed: clone troy.
troy: clone abed.
abed: by the way, when i cloned you, i had to patch some missing parts of your dna with genes from a homing pidgeon, so you may notice side effects. like a compulsion to come back. *deep swallow, looks up at troy*
(1/2)
troy: cool. clone hug?
*they hug, starting to cry as they deepen the hug*
(2/2)
IN CONCLUSION: they are gay your honor !! make them canon in the movie !!
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