**spoilers* Live tweeting my first watch of The Grudge (2020). Here we go. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3612126/

Shits moving in a garbage bag, yo, that's not right. And that creepy throat sound.

No Bueno.

Closing your eyes and counting to five isn't a good thing to do in a horror movie, kid. Don't let your Mom lead you down the wrong path.

And dude with the porn stash, smoking the-- of course you're a cop...of course.

Burnt body in a car in the forest. Cop is a chain smoker, who looks like he only shaves on days ending in "i". The fuck?

Very cliche.

At least he's got a chick coo as a partner...who happens to be the Mom of the little kid and--

Oh, okay. Plot thread.

Creepy house is made creepier by the white trash bags out front.

What kind of elitist shit is this? White garbage bags?

Use the black ones, like the rest of us, snobs.

Old woman got some creepy black shit coming out of her mouth. And her hands! What in the world?

Maggots...fuck...it had to be maggots.

She's got a Sirius satellite radio, but she's listening to FM? Yeah, this is a horror movie. Lady forgot to pay her subscription. #thegrudge

Cop smokes two cigarettes in 45 seconds, chased with a glass of whiskey and 3/4 of a pie.

His raspy voice is irritating. But at least there's no garbage bags. Decadent assholes.

Okay, @JohnTheCho just showed up. Shit is going to get weird. Right on, right on.

His...wife...partner...? She's got this look in her eyes. Like she's about to go full Grudge.

Scary girl comes out of the tub...

*Looks out window at Hot tub*

Nope...no...no thank you.

First, how do people manage to get their showers that hot, without burning themselves?

Also, a hand comes out if the back of your head, and you go to bed like it's nothing? Dude...I'm paranoid about the light in my fridge.

John Cho is a badass.

Betty Gilpin is so, so pretty and talented, but she always looks like she's high--

And Holy shit why is that little girl just standing in front of the closed door?! Why is her nose bleeding?! Get her to an ear, nose, and throat doctor, STAT!

She's throwing up blood! How can you not see her throw up blood?!

My goodness, John Cho!!

Lady cop is smoking again. This isn't good. Nearly drowning does that to you.

Peek-a-boo???

Crazy old lady with the husband who has maggots for a face is crazy. Time is jumping around a lot.

Her husband is alive in this timeframe, it's a few years earlier.

He wants to have her killed. Assisted suicide. But the older lady, this angel of death,

Seems to have reservations. Basically, crazy lady is crazy, so she won't kill her...that's...not twisted.

The constitution these people have is amazing. Like, Holy crap.

William Sadler just showed up. Everyone is screwed.

And he's dead.

That was quick.

He might not be dead. He might be in a sanitarium.

Cop lady keeps having weird shit happen to her, but she's unfazed. She looks more bothered by the patient with the beard than nearly drowning in the sink.

He's not dead. But he does look like a pumpkin.

Oh! Like the bad guy from Hannibal.

And now that sound again. That's frightening. But not as frightening as his..

He just suggested tearing his eyes out. The fuck?!