Thread by @TEngineerfan, well everyone... its timeHUNT DOWN THE HOMESTUCK EPISODE 2!!![THREAD] when we left [...]

well everyone... its time

HUNT DOWN THE HOMESTUCK EPISODE 2!!!
[THREAD]

when we left off... ENGI WAS KIDNAPPED!!! but by who??? keep reading to find out!

engi: uh where am i? who are you?

NO! NO IT CANT BE!

it can 8e! suprise!!!

VRISKA???!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE??? GABE BANNED YOU!!!

lets just say i have alot of alt accounts

DAMNIT!!! ILL ESCAPE!!! YOULL SEE!!!

ha yea you try to escape. anyway ill 8e right 8ack.

BLAM!

ENGI!!! ARE YOU OK???

uncle dane! i knew youd show up!

alright let me untie you. you have been missing for 3 days. alot has happened in those 3 days.

engi we gotta hurry to valve HQ! quick!!!

alright we are here. lets hope vriska hasnt des-

oh no.

she really ruined everything huh?

OH NO! SHE EVEN KILLED THE TF2 DEV TEAM!

we cannot be sad forever engi we gotta hurry i got something to show you!

OH GOD NO! NO NO NO!

SHE EVEN KILLED GABEN!!!

alright engi... now that ive shown you everything...

TIME TO DIE!!!

dane??? HOW COULD YOU!?

HA you actually think im dane?

VRISKA! I KNEW IT!

that is it vriska. im getting sick of you.

CRIT PUNCH!

damnit. i knew this was a waste of time.

*teleport*

well. that is that.

engi.....
who said that???

eat the cake engi....

you want me to eat this cake???
yes.

ok

HUH

where am i???

WOAH IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS???

hello engi.

GABE??? BUT YOU ARE DEAD??

engi... take a seat lets chat

gabe... WTF is going on where are we???

we are in cyberspace engi. this is where i go where i die. i invited you here to warn you. vriska is planning something big. you need to start building a spaceship and start shopping for toblerone bars. it will all make sense

you will need this.

time is up engi. you gotta leave now.

MEANWHILE IN A SECRET BASE!

ugh my head.

so how did the plan with the engi go?
it failed really 8ad. engi now knows im un8anned and is pro8a8ly gonna start planning something.

doesnt matter. we can handle anything he throws at us.

are you sure this is a good idea???
dont worry it is a gr8 idea.

*BEEP BOOP*
I LIKE HOMESTUCK.

meanwhile at the anti homestuck crew secret base!!!

engi got back home!
(it was a long walk!)

all the anti homestuck crew members were there!

hey guys im home

crowd: ENGI!

everyone! downstairs for a meeting quick!

so ALL the anti homestuck crew members gathered in the living room for a meeting

alright gang. vriska is back. she is planning something BIG! we have to start getting ready. get as much weapons and supplies as possible. and we also have to start building a rocket ship

so all the anti homestuck crew members were getting ready for a big fight! (dane is building the rocket ship!)

but engi was busy doing something...

this place should have alot of toblerone bars.

this place seems pretty empty.

WHAT?

it all starts with this.
a bar that can grant wishes

that is a tolberone bar!

look robot that looks like me. idk who you are but you're gonna give me that bar right now.
SAY SOMETHING METAL BRAIN!

TOLBERONE WISH!

woah! how did he build that so fast!

HEY! he must be using that bar to make buildings fast!

i am mecha engi. i love homestuck and i dont have time for stupid games.
goodbye

UH!

crap. he teleported out of here.

MEANWHILE
AT THE LAUNCH SITE.

alright dane. we are ready.

ok preparing the rocket.
good luck guys

this is for you gabe.
(if you dont remember gabe died)

launching.

launched.

meanwhile.
in space

hey it that a big 8 ball.

it is vriskas base.
how do you know?
she likes 8 balls.

alright gang. we gotta split up and find vriska. call me if you find her.

they're here?
yep.

good. they will all into our plan. hahahahahahaha

meanwhile in the ship.
where is this "HUGE 8ITCH"
and does anyone have a plan.

i do.
using this software made by an old friend.
i can tell this ship is powered by toblerone bars
3 to be exact.
mmm that gives me an idea.

here.
this isnt a toblerone.
its a different bar inside a toblerones casing.

so. ill get into the power machine and get this bar it. it will power down the ship!
good thinking byakuya!

alright this should be the power machine.

mmm there is the 3 bars

how do i get rid of these bars?
byakuya?

ENGI!! ARE YOU THERE?? VRISKA IS HERE SHE KIDNAPPED PYRO!
BYAKUYA? KIDNAPPING YOU'RE CUTTING OUT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

CRAP! I GOTTA FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE!

meanwhile.... at the top of the ship.

lets make this quick engi. HAND OVER THE 8AR! then we can talk a8out your "friend"

by giving her the fact bar.
I CAN KILL 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

you've turned into a HUGE bitch huh vriska?

WOAH!

you thought you could trick me with that fake 8ar?

wait... how did you know the bar was fake?
BYAKUYA!

8ECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME 8OOK SMARTS!!!

now.. for a little space ride!

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