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Some things that will happen if I'm a Filipino studying at 
HOGWARTS:
a self-indulgent thread bc i've been thinking about this a lot
HOGWARTS:a self-indulgent thread bc i've been thinking about this a lot
Pain potions? Pepper-Up? Who are they? I only know VICKS VAPORUB, KATINKO, AND PADRE PIO HEALING OINTMENT 
Me, in the Slytherin common rooms after failing my ARITHMANCY exam:
Breakfast in the Great Hall.
All them bitches having toast and cereal and shit.
My MAJESTIC Great Horned Owl just arrived with a package from my mom.
CHAMPORADO and PANDESAL, bitch + ONE WHOLE PACK OF NESCAFE 3-IN-1
All them bitches having toast and cereal and shit.
My MAJESTIC Great Horned Owl just arrived with a package from my mom.
CHAMPORADO and PANDESAL, bitch + ONE WHOLE PACK OF NESCAFE 3-IN-1
Me, when the staircases suddenly change as I'm heading to the class that I'm already late for:
LUH GAGO HOY INAANO KITA??? Munggago eh.
LUH GAGO HOY INAANO KITA??? Munggago eh.
Me, becoming an Ube Cheese pandesal reseller at Hogwarts bc bitches love them ube cheese pandesal bc they think it's CUTE and DELICIOUS.
1 Galleon a dozen.
1 Galleon a dozen.
My family wanting me to become a HEALER bc "they are doctors, anak! Your cousin Pedro? Your Tita Susan's son? He's a doctor now at St. Lukes!"
"Kababae mong tao, nakikipaglaro ka ng sports sa mga lalaki? Dios mio! Bakit di mo gayahin si _____? May piano lessons siya every Sunday! Quidditch Quidditch ka pa diyan. Masusugatan ka lang! Di ka na makakapag-asawa sige!"
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La na ako maisip lolz
La na ako maisip lolz
