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To @burnaboy : A short story, titled “Twice as Tall”:
This is album is WAY TO BIG to ignore. ONYEKA sef feel am, she say “Shank, No vex. Help me Off the ALARM CLOCK make I hear gbedu”. I say “WONDERFUL! Make I off alarm by this time?”
She say “It’s 23’Oclock,LEVEL UP boy,
This is album is WAY TO BIG to ignore. ONYEKA sef feel am, she say “Shank, No vex. Help me Off the ALARM CLOCK make I hear gbedu”. I say “WONDERFUL! Make I off alarm by this time?”
She say “It’s 23’Oclock,LEVEL UP boy,
Me boy? You know my age? but Anything for yansh sha
I off the alarm, I start to dey write my poem. I called it “NAUGHTY BY NATURE”. Small time, morning don come. Damn!, TIME FLIES. I no even get time to “BEBO”
Onyeka just dey look me. I say “No vex”. She say,
You know my age? but Anything for yansh sha I off the alarm, I start to dey write my poem. I called it “NAUGHTY BY NATURE”. Small time, morning don come. Damn!, TIME FLIES. I no even get time to “BEBO”
Onyeka just dey look me. I say “No vex”. She say,
“I NO FIT VEX”, but WETIN DEY SUP?”
All this PH babes no go kill person
I say okay, go buy MONSTER make we do 1 round”
She say, “MONSTERS YOU MADE?”. This one na goat sha, how I go do monster? When no be sobo
All this PH babes no go kill person
I say okay, go buy MONSTER make we do 1 round”
She say, “MONSTERS YOU MADE?”. This one na goat sha, how I go do monster? When no be sobo
I say, “no worry, I won’t BANK ON IT”
As we dey do. 2secs, she say “Shank, you no put COMMA for this your poem?”
Wtf?!
I Dey knack you, You dey read poem?
Damn! I need my small Johnny to be #TwiceasTall
As we dey do. 2secs, she say “Shank, you no put COMMA for this your poem?”
Wtf?!
I Dey knack you, You dey read poem? Damn! I need my small Johnny to be #TwiceasTall
REAL LIFE story though
