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nobody:
authors: THERE’S A COVER SHAPED THING IN MY INBOX
authors: THERE’S A COVER SHAPED THING IN MY INBOX
nobody:
authors: YOU’RE NOT READY FOR X*
X* something we are all absolutely ready for
authors: YOU’RE NOT READY FOR X*
X* something we are all absolutely ready for
nobody:
authors: I might or might not have news to share soon
like around noon watch this space
authors: I might or might not have news to share soon
like around noon watch this space
nobody:
friends of authors who already knew the news once it’s announced: FINALLY I’m so happy everyone else gets to celebrate this news (which i already obviously knew)
friends of authors who already knew the news once it’s announced: FINALLY I’m so happy everyone else gets to celebrate this news (which i already obviously knew)
nobody:
authors: ok pals Im taking a lil break from twitter I’ll be back soon take care *puts on hiatus in profile name*
authors ten seconds later:
authors: ok pals Im taking a lil break from twitter I’ll be back soon take care *puts on hiatus in profile name*
authors ten seconds later:
nobody:
authors: this book has -
Enemies to lovers
There’s only one bed
Gay
grumpy 1 & sunshine 1
Stabby girls
a hot grandpa
authors: this book has -
Enemies to lovers
There’s only one bed
Gay
grumpy 1 & sunshine 1
Stabby girls
a hot grandpa
nobody:
authors: my little book
authors: my little book
nobody:
authors who specifically asked their friend who is a goodreads librarian to add their book to goodreads: omg WHAT????
my book is already on goodreads??? 
how??? you are all so fast Anyway here’s the link
authors who specifically asked their friend who is a goodreads librarian to add their book to goodreads: omg WHAT????
my book is already on goodreads??? how??? you are all so fast Anyway here’s the link
nobody:
authors holding a knife in a very unsafe way: ok im unboxing my BABY my lil book and... I ...said I wasn’t gonna cry, I said 
*chokes up* it’s real omg
authors holding a knife in a very unsafe way: ok im unboxing my BABY my lil book and...
I ...said I wasn’t gonna cry, I said *chokes up* it’s real omg
nobody:
authors: TODAY is the day! I’ve been waiting for this since I was 4 months old and my book Bread of Butter and Quarantine is finally out!! Young me, we did it!!! Please go buy my book!!!!
*doesn’t include buy link*
authors: TODAY is the day! I’ve been waiting for this since I was 4 months old and my book Bread of Butter and Quarantine is finally out!! Young me, we did it!!! Please go buy my book!!!!
*doesn’t include buy link*
nobody:
authors: I’m SORRY I’m doing so much self promo but my book comes out tomorrow I’m SORRY about that too ugh I know this is annoying but haha can you pls just preorder my book? I have $2 in my bank account I’m sorry omg I’m so annoying pls tho?
authors: I’m SORRY I’m doing so much self promo but my book comes out tomorrow I’m SORRY about that too ugh I know this is annoying but haha can you pls just preorder my book? I have $2 in my bank account I’m sorry omg I’m so annoying pls tho?
nobody:
authors: can you vote in my poll about if preorders are worth it?
can you vote in my poll about what preorder swag you want?
can you vote in my poll about what you think my personality is?????? Pls on the last one I don’t know
authors: can you vote in my poll about if preorders are worth it?
can you vote in my poll about what preorder swag you want?
can you vote in my poll about what you think my personality is?????? Pls on the last one I don’t know
I’m authors
Think about the fact that you can screenshot or QT these and use them “ironically” for your announcements now. You’re welcome ???
