nobody:

authors: THERE’S A COVER SHAPED THING IN MY INBOX

nobody:

authors: YOU’RE NOT READY FOR X*

X* something we are all absolutely ready for

nobody:

authors: I might or might not have news to share soon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> like around noon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> watch this space https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">

nobody:

friends of authors who already knew the news once it’s announced: FINALLY I’m so happy everyone else gets to celebrate this news (which i already obviously knew)

nobody:

authors: ok pals Im taking a lil break from twitter I’ll be back soon take care *puts on hiatus in profile name*

authors ten seconds later:

nobody:

authors: this book has -
Enemies to lovers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗡" title="Dolchmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Dolchmesser">
There’s only one bed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🛌" title="Übernachtungsmöglichkeit" aria-label="Emoji: Übernachtungsmöglichkeit">
Gay https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Regenbogen" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen">
grumpy 1 & sunshine 1https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sonne mit Strahlen" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Strahlen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">
Stabby girls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗡" title="Dolchmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Dolchmesser">
a hot grandpa

nobody:

authors: my little book https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

nobody:

authors who specifically asked their friend who is a goodreads librarian to add their book to goodreads: omg WHAT???? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Explodierender Kopf" aria-label="Emoji: Explodierender Kopf"> my book is already on goodreads??? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> how??? you are all so fast https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Anyway here’s the link

nobody:

authors holding a knife in a very unsafe way: ok im unboxing my BABY my lil book and...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I ...said I wasn’t gonna cry, I said https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> *chokes up* it’s real omg

nobody:

authors: TODAY is the day! I’ve been waiting for this since I was 4 months old and my book Bread of Butter and Quarantine is finally out!! Young me, we did it!!! Please go buy my book!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
*doesn’t include buy link*

nobody:

authors: I’m SORRY I’m doing so much self promo but my book comes out tomorrow I’m SORRY about that too ugh I know this is annoying but haha can you pls just preorder my book? I have $2 in my bank account I’m sorry omg I’m so annoying pls tho?

nobody:

authors: can you vote in my poll about if preorders are worth it?

can you vote in my poll about what preorder swag you want?

can you vote in my poll about what you think my personality is?????? Pls on the last one I don’t know

I’m authors

Think about the fact that you can screenshot or QT these and use them “ironically” for your announcements now. You’re welcome ???