me reviewing jewelry cleaning vids, a thread;

while the video may be satisfying it isn’t anywhere near as joy inducing as smaller pieces of jewelry are. this, coupled with the relatively slow reaction time, brings this review down a couple of points. some of said points are redeemed due to the final products finish. 4/10.

this. this is simply the reason i keep going. the way that the ring is completely submerged in the juice reflects our own insignificance in the grand scheme of our world. the shake at the end is symbolic of our eventual mortality. this video is poetry. 9.25/10.

i’m scared of snakes and this looks like one so. end product is shiny snake tho so that makes it better. the green shit is nasty but it’s rapidity is satisfying. 5.5/10.

the saturation of the green gunk as the jewelry reacts to the blue juice is absolutely disgusting. i love it. points off for being too long. end product is much shiny. 8.2/10.