I have just found the best book in the whole world. It is a German grammar book from 1913. Stick with me... A THREAD

Children are introduced to the harsh realities that can occur when a father remarries.

The Teutonic virtue of knowing that sometimes one can be TOO happy. Risky business.

The dangers of being too French. Especially when German.

Alarmed? Don’t be. That’s important.

And of course, you must be prepared for SUDDEN DEATH. This is so on brand. Love it.

1913 was a different time. Pre-Habitat.

This seems *pretty* personal.

Wolves have standing in the legal system.

No ‘yeah, hopefully I can make it to your party’ for the Germans:

Put this on my tombstone.

And of course. More death. Never forget that you will die. Probably quite soon.

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