Anyone who's frequented @GizmodoUK may be familiar with the image we affectionately refer to "porn lady". She's had many exciting adventures over the years, often thanks to the, er, stellar photoshop skills of me and @tepritchard. Here are some of my favourites:
Porn Lady's team wins the World Cup.
Porn Lady *is* the World Cup.
Porn Lady delivers pizza.
Porn Lady denies your access.
Porn Lady is patriotic.
George Jetson gets friendly with Porn Lady.
Porn Lady's stuck in traffic.
Porn Lady joins the intergalactic war.
Porn Lady loves augmented reality.
Porn Lady catches up on emails in Starbucks.
Porn Lady dreams of the beach.
Porn Lady takes hand-washing very seriously.
Porn Lady cares about accessibility.
Porn Lady is cupid.
Porn Lady gets apocalyptic.
Porn Lady is a storm not to be reckoned with.
Porn Lady is Bender.
Porn Lady loses her sight.
This was just one small reason why Giz UK was so wonderful; how many other outlets would let you have so much fun with stock images? We'll miss you, Porn Lady. Keep on having those adventures.
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