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Get yourself a man that can do it all:
Tony Abbott.
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Tony Abbott.
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the coastal surfer boi - lives for the green room
the firefighter that tells Mother Nature to settle the fuck down every so often
the politician that might fuck around and become Prime Minister
the youthful chad who might just steal your bitch and leave a load
a king of âmisogynyâ
the elite athlete
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dreamtime whisperer
and general all âround sick cunt
