No haha no ok so like I’m always horny right? Right and I don’t want to be weird but I’m gonna explain my horny thought process because I think that’ll be funny.

So even when I see “soft” pictures of Yoongi like this I think ‘how can he look so squishy but literally have a monster cock right below him?” Idk if that makes sense. Moving on.

And then I GENUINELY get pissed off when he does hot shit like this because he’s rubbing it in my face. Like okay we fucking get it you’re hot and now you go and smirk and do crap like this? Seriously? Fuck off.

Sit the fuck down slut! Put your tongue back in your mouth or inside me. Those are the only two options.

And then when he raps about how he makes people cum with his “tongue technology”??????? Like the fact that he KNOWS he turns people on??? And RAPS ABOUT IT?? I can’t breathe.

I’m all over the place. This is what he does to me. Oh... how fucking PASSIONATE he is about musichttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> that’s the sexiest bullshit. I get horny just thinking about him putting together different beats and overlapping various tracks to make it to his liking.

And then my weakness... HIS ADAMS APPLE. I CANT CONROL MYSELF I NEED TO SUCK ON IT. THE WAY IT MOVES UP AND DOWN ON ITS OWN AND FUCKKK

I can’t even finish this thread because I’m getting horny now and I can’t focus. Anyway I’m a whore for Min Yoongi and I’ll never shut up about it. In conclusion no one will ever make me as horny as he does. :)