Currently watching cartoon “Mulan”, aka the queerest Disney movie ever made, and bisexual icon Li Shang’s training montage banger is still one of the best Disney songs of all time

I really mourned the lack of “Twelfth Night”-style bisexual disaster energy in the new one (no plot spoilers but there’s palpably less chemistry between Mulan In Male Disguise and Boy Love Interest, a true loss tbh)

My top 3 Hot Disney Men are, in this order:

1. Fox Robin Hood
2. Li Shang
3. Aladdin’s dad

I will not be taking questions at this time.

I was in no way kidding about Aladdin’s dad

we’ve been talking about men way too much in this thread so here, let’s discuss how grumpy pregnant Wendie Malick is secretly my #1 Disney lady crush

(followed by Tiana, Megara, Jasmine in the red outfit, the evil milf witch in Tangled, and Mary Poppins)

Very much would like to see all of your lists, since I never get tired of Disney Crush Discourse

There are few Disney moments as genuinely haunting as Mulan leaving the little doll, with its hair blowing in the wind, in the snow beside the General’s sword

like it’s the only way she can think of to make sure the civilian dead from that massacre are somehow memorialized too

Imagine not bursting into tears when Mulan’s dad says “the greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter”

Woke up this morning immediately realizing I left one of my most formative Disney girl crushes off the list

Hot Brunette Ursula, I’m so sorry