Listen. I've been screaming "Just kiss already" at these two since Season 2 so it's not exactly a new development, lol. But in Season 10? It's become a nonstop mantra. #caryl
Daryl sees Carol's boat coming in to dock and lights up like a freaking Christmas tree the International Space Station Walkers could probably see from their orbit somewhere around Earth? I'm right there, huffing "Just kiss already, damn." #caryl
Daryl lifts Carol out of her shoes and squeezes the literal breath out of her while she giggles like a girl reunited with her sweetheart. I'm chiming in with "oh my good Lord, just kiss each other." #caryl
Daryl puts his arm around Carol's shoulders and steals her away from EZ and C@nnie so he can have her all to himself and I'm groaning, saying "this is the perfect opportunity, Daryl, to claim your girl with a kiss." #caryl
Daryl and Carol stroll along Oceanside's beach catching up and I just can't control the urge to mutter, "grab her by the hand, lean her up against one of those trees and kiss her, dude." #caryl
Daryl and Carol take a ride on Daryl's bike through the woods, are cutely competitive AF hunting, and I'm just like "ya'll could be, should be making out right now." #caryl
Daryl tells Carol "Won't you come on home now?" and shares snacks and flirty comments with her on side by side logs. He makes and gives her a friendship bracelet and I just want him to tie it on her wrist and kiss her pulse point before Carol snaps and kisses his mouth. #caryl
Daryl asks Carol "still wanna run away together?" and when she says yeah, he tells her "I need you to stay" and I don't want him to just threaten to punch holes in any boats she can use to escape. I want him to pull her into his arms and show her why he needs her to stay. #caryl
Daryl notices how affected Carol is by seeing Alpha's border of pikes and Henry's medallion and I just want him to take her by the hand and pull her into him. I can't help but sigh and shake my head, saying "comfort her with a kiss, you sweet, romantically stunted idiot." #caryl
Daryl tries to intervene when Carol refuses to give Alpha the satisfaction of her fear and obedience, bodily restrains her after blocking the shot she takes at her son's murderer and I'm like "wrap her up tight, Daryl, hold her until she calms and kiss her neck, her cheek." #caryl
Daryl comes running after Carol shoots at the Whisperers in the woods and I just want him to check her for injuries, running his hands all over her, and call her on her bullshit. All the while I'm grumbling "perfect time for a kiss to the forehead." #caryl
Daryl notices Carol taking the pills while she's taking first watch at the abandoned school and I just want him to slide down that wall to sit beside her, lift his arm up inviting her to cuddle into him and kiss her on top of her head. #caryl
Daryl helps Carol to the infirmary for Siddiq to remove the glass from her arm and I just want him to refuse to leave her side, holding her uninjured hand and placing kisses in her tangled hair without even knowing he's doing it. #caryl
Daryl haunts Carol's painful good dreams and I just want him to kiss her good morning like just seeing her has already made his entire day. #caryl
Daryl tells Carol "pink suits you" and that he believes her about the Whisperers and I'm literally yelling at the tv "kiss your boo's boo boo, Daryl. Take her hand in both of yours and kiss her palm and pretty pink bandage." #caryl
Daryl takes Carol a tray with dinner and a flower on it and lingers outside her door and I just want him to push it open and offer her a hesitant little smile and kiss to the corner of her mouth when she can't help smiling back at the sweet gesture and his adorkable self. #caryl
Daryl finds Carol on the steps of the house they share, they talk about Lydia, and Carol says "should have gone to New Mexico." All I can think, all I can say is "Do it, dummy. Show her why she should stay. Kiss her." #caryl
Daryl notices Carol trying to sneak off from his porch perch, all but chases her to the gates, asking her "you want company?" and internally I've got the lyrics from The Little Mermaid's "Kiss the girl" playing on loop. #caryl
Daryl figures out real quick Carol isn't doing a sweep for Negan but one for Alpha's horde. He looks right in her eyes then glances down at her lips like a thirsty man and I'm like "just do it, man, quench your thirst." #caryl
Daryl shifts closer to Carol on the log during their stakeout, his hand inching by degrees to her leg, and I blurt out "Jesus, take the wheel. Just touch her already. Fall face first onto her mouth." #caryl
Daryl laughs when Carol smiles at him and claims to have picked up a few things over the years about tracking and my heart threatens to beat out of my chest because I'm consumed with their cuteness and how very much I want them to grin against each others' lips. #caryl
Daryl tosses acorns at a can, badly and Carol's all "Mr. Crossbow. I thought aiming was your thing" and Daryl looks at her like he wants to hush up her teasing with his mouth even though he's not-so-secretly loving it. #caryl
Daryl calls Carol a sore loser after she tells him "you can't just kiss it" and they're so damn cute with their flirtatious squabbling that I want to smash them together and yell "Now, kiss." #caryl
Daryl looks at Carol like he wants to shake some sense into her when she asks if C@nnie's fine too and I'm rolling my eyes and going "you beautiful, blind idiots. Daryl, make your intentions known. Spell them out on her tonsils." #caryl
Daryl tells Carol "it's not like that, not at all" while sneaking peeks at his oblivious best friend's mouth and I'm literally having an out of body experience, floating up in the air and shouting down at Daryl "show her why, kiss her, KISS her." #caryl
Daryl sighs when Carol asks "why not?" and I swear on all that is holy, if telepathy worked on fictional characters, that man would have blurted out "because of you" and fumbled his way through the most gloriously awkward first kiss ever. #caryl
Daryl says he's hungry and reaches for Carol's bag at the same time she does. Their fingertips glance off of each other and he watches her intently and with suspicion and I keep thinking, "bet you can kiss the truth out of her." #caryl
Daryl doesn't directly acknowledge Carol when she says "since when are we not enough" and mentally I'm just like, "show her that you're enough, give her a reason to believe, cup her face in your hands and dammit, do I have to write the script? Kiss her, man." #caryl
Daryl holds his hands up when Carol asks "wanna frisk me?" and I'm like "Dude, that was your opening. She delivered that one all wrapped up with a bow that she'd probably love for you to untie. Cover her with your hands and your mouth, for the love of all that's holy." #caryl
Daryl is convinced to accept Carol's mission when she says "either we're enough or we're not" and truly. If the rest of you weren't screaming at him to prove why she's enough, he's enough, they're enough together and just freaking kiss her, you're probably lying. #caryl
Daryl goes over the plan with Carol should they be separated as they cross over Alpha's border and I'm dying a little inside when she says "be safe" and he pats that double capper over his heart and says "we got luck on our side." Like, kiss her goodbye, Daryl. Do it. #caryl
Daryl meets back up with Carol at their rendezvous point. She has the captured Whisperer and Daryl's pissed. With pretty good reason, too, and I'm like "ooohhh, maybe you can channel some of that frustration in a kiss that's positively toe-curling." #caryl
Daryl has Carol's back, even if he doesn't agree with her, when Gabriel reacts with anger. He retreats to his room and the company of Dog, gazes at that damn double capper and I'm like, "stop looking at those acorns with such longing, dude. Carol's upstairs. Kiss her." #caryl
Daryl watches Carol whale on their imprisoned Whisperer, intervenes when she shows the first signs of physical pain, and I'm whispering, "tend to her wounds, Mr. Crossbow. Clean and sweetly kiss her battered knuckles." #caryl
Daryl chases Carol out of that cell, trying to stop her from involving Lydia, and he looks so torn, like he wants to grab her and hold her still until she calms and I'm thinking, "hold her, kiss her, love her 'til the pain subsides into something easier." #caryl
Daryl tells Carol "won't you stay here" when they're planning their mission to look for Alpha's horde and the tension in that scene was crackling. Literally, I was like, "do a little sexual healing on that kitchen island. Islands in the stream, kiss her all over, Daryl." #caryl
Daryl stops Carol from stepping into a literal trap when they cross Alpha's border on their mission and all I could think was "wrap your arms around her from behind Daryl, hold her tight and kiss the back of her neck." #caryl
Daryl tells Carol "stop this shit, please" and breaks through her defenses, saying "I'm the one you tell, me" and pulls her into his arms. I legit almost passed out thinking he was finally going to do it, they were finally going to kiss. Only to... #caryl
Daryl embraces Carol, wipes away her tears and tells her "we have a future" and my heart is so soft, so very full of them that I sigh, "tell her you love her, kiss soft and slow and sweet, and melt the whole world down." #caryl
Daryl chases after Carol when she sees Alpha and I'm just like, "catch her, Daryl. Catch her and pin her up against a tree, both of you breathing fast and hard, and kiss her until she forgets that awful woman." #caryl
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