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"Boyfriend [29] went through teleportation portal with a fly. Now he wants to have sex six hours a day, eats 45 pounds of sugar at a time, and is growing wiry hair from his forehead. Also, he regurgitates his food before eating it. Don& #39;t think I& #39;m down. AITA."
Onto Deep Blue Sea next.
Never seen it!
Never seen it!
... the shark wouldn& #39;t think wine in the water is blood.
Yes, even red wine.
This is gonna be a doozy, huh.
Yes, even red wine.
This is gonna be a doozy, huh.
"Mutiny of the Genetically Engineered Murder Sharks"
"Boyfriend [34] angry I wouldn& #39;t allow him to shoot my genetically engineered shark after shark ate the arm of my top scientist, then later ate rest of scientist. I was just trying to save humanity but he& #39;s moved out and called me & #39;Psycho.& #39; AITA."
This is so bad.
The sharks just turned the oven on to cook LL Cool J who hid from them in there.
