"Boyfriend [29] went through teleportation portal with a fly. Now he wants to have sex six hours a day, eats 45 pounds of sugar at a time, and is growing wiry hair from his forehead. Also, he regurgitates his food before eating it. Don't think I'm down. AITA."

Onto Deep Blue Sea next.

Never seen it!

... the shark wouldn't think wine in the water is blood.

Yes, even red wine.

This is gonna be a doozy, huh.

"Mutiny of the Genetically Engineered Murder Sharks"

"Boyfriend [34] angry I wouldn't allow him to shoot my genetically engineered shark after shark ate the arm of my top scientist, then later ate rest of scientist. I was just trying to save humanity but he's moved out and called me 'Psycho.' AITA."

This is so bad.

The sharks just turned the oven on to cook LL Cool J who hid from them in there.