thread of excuses to use if 911 is released on 9/11:
she was kidnapped.
she’s being brain controlled by satan
her aunt died and she’s been acting weird ever since
she was blackmailed by lina morgana
she was cloned.
the adrenochrome made her do it. 🍕
911 is a tribute to 9/11 victims.
she was forced by her record label.
it was lady GaGa who did it. not lady gaga.
she didn’t know what 9/11 was.
she’s pregnant.
it was ally.
ava max did it!
9/11 is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands dying due to coronavirus! lady gaga has donated $100 million to coronavirus relief! she’s a good person!
she’s just an italian girl in new york!
ib: @aotdts
it was charlotte awbery. she’s jealous of gaga and wanted to get revenge.
you can’t drag someone who broke her hip💔
she lives on chromatica and on chromatica, 9/11 didn’t happen.
demi’s fault again.
lady gaga is trying to distract from the fact that she has a d1ck!!
you can’t drag someone with fibromyalgia!!
it was tony bennett’s death wish.💔💔🥺🥺
you cannot drag an immigrant💔
fibromyalgia causes amnesia and that means gaga has forgotten what 9/11 is. pray for her.
it was her midlife crisis.
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