a thread of excuses to use if lady gaga drops 911 on september 11th
ava max kidnapped lady gaga forcing her to release it
Lady GaGa released it (the one with a capital g) lady gaga is Lady Gaga and Lady GaGa released it. they are not the same person
lady gaga didn’t release it but stefani joanne angelina germanotta
madison beer was suppose to be in the video so lady gaga had to release it asap before she could make it
fibromyalgia can cause amnesia, forgetfulness & have a slow mentality and lady gaga has blocked out the traumatic 9/11 event from her mind
lady gaga is revealed to actually have a penis shocking the news
lina morgana seeked revenge on gaga by forcing her to release it
911 is a tribute to 9/11 and its victims
lady gaga took her brain out of her head from her vmas performance so she doesn’t have a brain
lady gaga reveals she’s madonnas sister all along
lady gaga was cloned
the blessed madonna is threatening her to release it otherwise club chromatica is coming
lady gaga reveals she’s the devil and a satanist all along
telephone live performance for the first time next week
lady gaga is actually not italian
there was actually 94 people in a room instead of 100 and actually 2 people believed in her
she’s 34
lady gaga released it in asia and it’s actually released on 9/12
she’s spreading joy by releasing it now
lady gaga & bradley cooper are having a child named “STAR-100peopleRooM126GaGa”
lady gaga is held captive at republic
it was suppose to be released next week but youtube sabotaged her
she jumped off the deep end in a pool and drowned, they are releasing it in memory
lady gaga said she feels 100 years old so her brain is not working anymore
the vegans are seeking revenge for her wearing meat
she sent the email from europe and 9/11 there is november 9th so it’s her teams fault for not reading correctly
she signed an agreement at the idea parking lot in 2008 to drop the video
stefani joanne angelina germanotta released and recorded the video not lady gaga
ally’s single “hair body face” was blocked by lady gaga’s single from #1. she hacked into gaga’s computer to release it
a fan asked her to sign his douche while she was fixing the details for the mv to be released in 2 weeks. the guy pressed the send button while she was signing
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