Alright. Wine acquired, Wattpad downloaded, questionable selfie taken (no I don’t bother w real wine glasses), FYA reading for the first time, Adam thirst hours. Tweet me! DM me! I talk to much when I drink.

I’ll be doing a thread of reading this, maybe, allegedly.
Thought 1. Who the fuck is Sam? Is this a lord of the rings crossover?

2. Daddy angyyy

3. Kylo just said the equivalent of move bitch, get out the way.

Here for it.

4. WHY does she keep saying theses things out loud?! I can only assume she wants to be ~punished~

5. She’s already covering for him, babies in love already.

6. This ho got so distracted by dick she set a whole ship on fire. I’m not mad about it.

7. Glove kink ACTIVATED

8. How long till Kylo castrates Sam?

9. LMAO this is going to be my favorite line, no questions asked

10. Okay they just smashed for the first time and.......... I need a MINUTE PLEASE

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13. He’s letting her sleep in his guest bed, they’re basically married.

14. I’m sorry they’re spooning now???! I thought he was supposed to be hard and uncaring. He is always low key baby.

15. Oh god is she gonna fuck up Vader’s helmet he’s notttttt gonna be feeling that.

16. God bless she dropped it in 10 seconds you dumb bitch he’s gonna TEAR THAT ASS UP

17. Did she really just say she only dropped it a little bit????

18. WOOOO Rey is kinkyyyy. I see you girl I see you.

19. I know this is a reader fic, not a Reylo fic, but Reylo is canon so I see this that way.

20. Kylo really being fast and loose with the saber, I hope he got some Clorox wipes or something.

21. She was really gonna go a month with none of him in her................................... clownery

22. One brain cell

23. You tried to use Kylo to make Sam jealous and didn’t think he’d find out??????? For why??

24. She thought she was gonna have sex with Samwise and Kylo just, wouldn’t know? Care? I — she just wants to get thrown around again.

25. Daddy angy again

26. Now he’s in tears and all “I need you to be mine.” Y’all this man is a whole soft baby.

27. Why the fuck is Kylo always up so early? Like bro you can cuddle her at night, but sneak out of your own quarters in the morning?

28. I feel like Minks is a two faced bitch and I hate her.

29. He really said more punishment, follow me

30. Look Kylo I know you’re an emotionally damaged emo boi, but just say I’LL MISS YOU TOO!!

31. Why is the word “dude,” used so much in this fic? It’s v distracting.

32. “I wanted to see you.”
Y’all, this Kylo is not hard... he just a baby that happens to like rough sexy time.

33. She did NOT just do the bend and snap to pick up her datapad and taunt Kylo LMAO what am I reading

34. Fucking Snoke, shoulda known his wriggly looking ass would pop up and ruin my life at some point.

35. Whole planet destabilizing and if she doesn’t go find Kylo THIS INSTANT imma lose my shit.

36. Kylo is injured and I am NOT OKAY

37. Here we goooo

38. So is Rey still implied as in this storyline he just doesn’t care about her? Or he still does just doesn’t tell main girl?

39. I feel like she’s gonna regret that hospital bed shit. Daddy isn’t gonna forget that behavior

40. Hux *threatens to kill girl* okay now shoo girl off to work you go.

41. Girl ...... imma still get that dick tho

42. This is Kylo Ren we’re talking about.... there’s nothing to consider

43. Just tell him you LOVE HIM. BLESS.

44. HOLD THE FUCK UP DOES HE LEAVE MAIN GIRL FOR REY?!?!?! WHAT THE JAISOXKXMANKAKAKS

45. I AM: WORRIED