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THREAD: What I think of every team in the Premier League (in alphabetical order)
Arsenal
It’s said Arse-anal and I like that so I like them, 8/10
It’s said Arse-anal and I like that so I like them, 8/10
Aston Villa
Ass weighs a ton and in a Villa, giving off Kim Kardashian vibes and I don’t like her, 3/10
Ass weighs a ton and in a Villa, giving off Kim Kardashian vibes and I don’t like her, 3/10
Brighton and Hove Albion
Too many words, but I like a bright ton so on the fence, 5/10
Too many words, but I like a bright ton so on the fence, 5/10
Burnley
Dk what’s Lee done to them that they wanna burn him, maybe he’s a vampire but idk seems over the top, 4/10
Dk what’s Lee done to them that they wanna burn him, maybe he’s a vampire but idk seems over the top, 4/10
Chelsea
It’s a sea with Chel in it and I prefer oceans, 2/10
It’s a sea with Chel in it and I prefer oceans, 2/10
Crystal Palace
Big nice decorated palace full of shiny crystals, 9/10
Big nice decorated palace full of shiny crystals, 9/10
Everton
It weighs a ton forever, bit too heavy for me for too long, 1/10
It weighs a ton forever, bit too heavy for me for too long, 1/10
Fulham
Just full of ham which is dead pigs, too many for me, 3/10 if you add cheese and make a toastie
Just full of ham which is dead pigs, too many for me, 3/10 if you add cheese and make a toastie
Leeds United
That’s a lot of leads, can take dogs for long walks away from owner without escaping, 10/10
That’s a lot of leads, can take dogs for long walks away from owner without escaping, 10/10
Leicester City
City so good, full of cheese too, Leicester + Fulham = toastie heaven, 7/10
City so good, full of cheese too, Leicester + Fulham = toastie heaven, 7/10
Liverpool
A pool full of livers, grim and I think illegal too, 0/10 for criminal activity
A pool full of livers, grim and I think illegal too, 0/10 for criminal activity
Manchester City
Has Man in it so a W, City has many men so more Ws, 12/10 for extra chest too
Has Man in it so a W, City has many men so more Ws, 12/10 for extra chest too
Manchester United
Men being united is homo, I’m not homo but no problem with it, 7/10 for pity
Men being united is homo, I’m not homo but no problem with it, 7/10 for pity
Newcastle United
Brand new castle, United as well which is good for a castle that is new, 8/10
Brand new castle, United as well which is good for a castle that is new, 8/10
Sheffield United
Field full of chefs united, must make good food together, I like food a lot, 11/10 for the steak
Field full of chefs united, must make good food together, I like food a lot, 11/10 for the steak
Southampton
A ton of ham in the south, already visited Fulham and Leicester City so I’m full, 7/10 for effort
A ton of ham in the south, already visited Fulham and Leicester City so I’m full, 7/10 for effort
Tottenham Hotspur
Rip off Jotunheim from Thor, has hot spurs in it tho, 6/10
Rip off Jotunheim from Thor, has hot spurs in it tho, 6/10
West Bromwich Albion
Witch street, would try to drown it in a flood but it’s 2020 not 1520, 4/10 for scaring me
Witch street, would try to drown it in a flood but it’s 2020 not 1520, 4/10 for scaring me
West Ham United
Lot of ham in the west all together, still full tho, 6/10
Lot of ham in the west all together, still full tho, 6/10
Wolverhampton Wanderers
Wolves fed by a ton of ham, have to wander bc they’re full, underwhelming, 2/10
Wolves fed by a ton of ham, have to wander bc they’re full, underwhelming, 2/10
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