one time i went to applebee’s and the waiter punched me in the face for asking for a refill.

one time i went to applebee’s and ordered chicken tenders and i caught them warming up tyson’s chicken strips in the back.

one time i went to applebee’s and saw two rats making love in the corner.

one time i went to applebee’s and they forced us to leave bad reviews on yelp for the chili’s around the corner.

one time i went to applebee’s and the roaches at the table beside us asked if they could use our ketchup bc the service was so bad.

one time i went to applebee’s and they wouldn’t stop playing happy by pharrell williams over and over again.

one time i went to applebee’s and my steak started mooing back at me.