Rule number 1 for messaging me, also applies to calls and texts.

Don't.

Rule number 2. If you break rule number 1, you better have a point or a dam good reason.

Rule 3, don't do this kind of BS. A man in my inbox saying he wants to be "good friends" is transparent af
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