Come gather round press corps, wherever you roam
And admit that he'll never adopt a new tone
And accept it that you all got fleeced to the bone
Down the road to hell we're now stridin'
So you'd better wake up or our future is blown
And this time, please vote for Biden

Listen Fox News Viewers, throughout the land
We Dems are not communists, please understand
We just think the healthcare in Europe looks grand
There's no antifa under beds hidin'
And those caravans of rapists have eroded like sand
So this time, please vote for Biden

All you Republicans, hear what I say
A global pandemic won't "just go away"
It's two hundred fifty Benghazis a day
That death rate has not been subsidin'
And ten years of job growth has been washed away
So this time, please vote for Biden

Come deficit hawks who complain of red ink
There's several facts that you gotta let sink...
In, about who took us all to the brink
Of bankruptcy with dumb supply-sidin'
"Tax cuts pay for themselves" is just magical think
So this time, please vote for Biden

Hey third party voters you absolute tools
The Russian Troll Army has played you for fools
When did they stop teaching civics in schools?
A vote wasted don't help us decidin'
If you don't play the game then you can't blame the rules
So this time, please vote for Biden