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Cosplay Militia Douchebag (CMD) Fashion Blog for 09/06, Today’s subject: Teamwork, Toxic Chemicals, and Fashion Tips from Antiquity and Today.
First, shout out to Hog Girl. Her posse of CMD is getting team shirts. Esprit and identity for those who buy the Under Armor. 1/
First, shout out to Hog Girl. Her posse of CMD is getting team shirts. Esprit and identity for those who buy the Under Armor. 1/
These fascistnista shirts and pants allow new options for dog tag, knife, and handcuff stowage. Unfortunately, for those who don’t spend the $40.00, the team spirit has to be displayed through the early morning ritual of hoisting a Monster Drink in the parking lot. 2/
As a side note, Hog Girl really ought to buy a dozen donuts for assembly area activities. Just saying. 3/
Now...Toxicity....another crowd of f’ing baboons are using RAID Bug Spray, instead of mace or OC spray. 4/
So...these f’ing f’tards have decided persistent neuro-toxins are a good weapon to substitute for a temporary, relatively easily neutralized, caustic agent like OC. RAID’s active ingredients include Tetramethrin, the Wiki is shown below. I am pretty sure the Geneva Convention 5/
...has something to say about chemicals that have the effects of Tetramethrin. In summary, F these guys and their war criminal behavior targeting fellow citizens. 6/
Finally, let us recapture some levity and look at some fascistnista tips for grooming and raiment from antiquity and today. Special “Spartan Award for Grooming” goes to Beard Boy. His time spent watching 300, and the use of rubber bands, give him a classicist CMDouchebag vibe.7/
As a modern fascistnista forward look, name tags are very now. The most forward leaning CMDs even use self-styled nicknames....”Blackhawk”.... super hero, or superest hero? 8/
Clothing the body should not be the only way for CMDs to express his/her individuality in uniform. That $40k truck should also be decorated to look like something between a Mad Max battle wagon, and a WWI impromptu obstacle hauler..9/
Finally, the CMDs who feel chagrined about the contradictions and stupidity of their life choices should take heart. The movement’s choice of lionizing racist fascist regimes, as well as the people who fought against them, shows them that coherent philosophy doesn’t matter. 10/10
