ok i just read the part of the talmud where a roman lady makes a fat joke about Rabbi Yishmael and Rabbi Elazar and their response is "yeah but our dicks are huge"
Bro, do you ever just like...hang out in yeshiva with the other rabbis and talk about how big each other's dicks are, bro?
Also, can I just say that it makes me so fucking happy that Rabbi Yishmael, one of the rabbis that the lady makes a fat joke about, is elsewhere discussed as being incredibly beautiful.
@maimonides_nutz when can i expect "The size of a jug of nine kav" merch?