Why I hate “Leg Prisons” aka pants!

(a thread)

They’re not natural

I feel like a cat trying to walk in socks, when I’m wearing them

Most wars have been fought in pants (therefore they must invoke violence)

Rocky didn’t wear them whe he defeated Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Thunder Lips, OR Ivan Drago!

Every time I read about a bank robbery, the thieves are always wearing pants.

This was me our last winter in New Hampshire prior to moving to California five years ago.

Shorts take up less room in the laundry, and are therefore more environmentally friendly!

I work too hard NOT to share my legs with the rest of the world

They’re a waste of extra fabric (especially when there are children throughout the world with NO clothes

They’re not practical... What if you’re caught in a flash flood. Then what?!