It’s 5am. I just went to the bathroom. The cat was in there. ITS NOT MY CAT. ITS A STRANGER ASS CAT IN HERE AND MY CAT IS ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG
Also, while this is the most beautiful cat I have ever seen, its markings look wild AF. I am scared. What if its part tiger? And why is my cat just ignoring the fact that their is a whole ass stowaway in here????
Either the cat left or she is hiding.

Stranger Cat: we move our in three weeks. Please, just hold off and this whole place can be yours
I got a pic. He/she knocked over my wax beads. 😩
This is why we are leaving Inglewood. This is a suburb problem and I am a city girl! Pizza Rat never came in nobody house, he stayed on the MTA where he belonged
I am going back to sleep because even a stray cat will not keep me up at this ungodly hour. I don’t know if it left. I hope so. Is this what i get for looking at leopard print wallpaper before bed?
1) I can’t sleep
2) Mini’s little brother is here and just relocated from her bed to the couch. He’s scared of the regular cat who lives here, please, please don’t let the bonus cat pop out on him 😭
The kids weren’t scared when I told them. Mini was dramatic because she’s dramatic. Her brother confessed that he’d seen the cat, then admitted that he made the story up, then got mad that we didn’t fall for it.

The cat is either gone or hiding well.
THE CAT JUST POPPED UP FROM BEHIND MY BED
Everyone telling me to keep this cat, but I’m trying to get my eggs cracked and my name changed in the next couple of years, I cant raise two cats, I‘m ready to start raising a man again!
My cat looked under the bed, saw that the visitor was still there and
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