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Nothing, and I mean nothing can match up to a Zulu man macking on you.
Have you ever had a Zulu man say iithakazelo zakini back to back?
My word.
Have you ever had a Zulu man say iithakazelo zakini back to back?
My word.
Kunomcimbi kini, you invite him over and he rocks up with the blue overalls and knives 
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He also pulls up with his Toyota Hilux cause you told him over pillow talk that omalume are going to need a vehicle to fetch imbuzi and because he is a man with a plan, he made a plan.
He also pulls up with his Toyota Hilux cause you told him over pillow talk that omalume are going to need a vehicle to fetch imbuzi and because he is a man with a plan, he made a plan.
& #39;MaZulu, awuthi umese lapho& #39; esho emi emnyango wasekhishini. He volunteered to slaughter the goat so he& #39;s just gathering all the knives now.
Omalume are thoroughly impressed at this point.
Omalume are thoroughly impressed at this point.
& #39;Owakwabani umkhwenyana?& #39; bebuza behleba oAunty ekhishini.
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oAunty are busy showing you how to sift isZulu into ukhamba in the kitchen.
& #39;OwakwaMntungwa, Aunty,& #39; Nawe usho umoyizela
oAunty are busy showing you how to sift isZulu into ukhamba in the kitchen.
& #39;Nansi inyama yangaphakathi, ngicela ungigezele yona, themba lami.& #39; Sekusho intshebe after he& #39;s done slaughtering the goat.
His overall is stained with blood and sweat beads are glistening above his mustache - your aunties are blushing blushing now.
His overall is stained with blood and sweat beads are glistening above his mustache - your aunties are blushing blushing now.
Hayi ke. Inyama isivuthiwe ke manje. Usuhambisela amalunga omndeni iithebe zenyama according to iigaba zabo.
Omalume are busy passing around isZulu sakho, bayasincoma futhi.
& #39;Hayi ke mfokaMntungwa, usebenzile.& #39; Esho ehlafuna inyama umalume.
& #39;Siyabonga mfana!& #39;
Omalume are busy passing around isZulu sakho, bayasincoma futhi.
& #39;Hayi ke mfokaMntungwa, usebenzile.& #39; Esho ehlafuna inyama umalume.
& #39;Siyabonga mfana!& #39;
Intshebe humbly rubs his hands and receives ukhamba to drink. His mustache is stained brown after a sip. He passes ukhamba to the next uncle and wipes his mustache and catches you eyeing him from across the yard.
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You blush because wow, you chose well, didn& #39;t you
It& #39;s evening now and you walk him over to his Hilux. He leans on the bonnet with his arms folded over his chest, accentuating his biceps beneath the overall.
& #39;Ngiyabonga, Mntungwa& #39; you say, blushing as he stares into your eyes.
& #39;Ngiyabonga, Mntungwa& #39; you say, blushing as he stares into your eyes.
& #39;Awusondele, maZulu, khona into engiyibonayo.& #39; He says with a wicked smile and the mischievous look you know.
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& #39;Woza la& #39;, he grabs your pinafore and presses you against his abdomen.
You look into his eyes and everything in that moment feels complete...
& #39;Ubonani?
& #39;Woza la& #39;, he grabs your pinafore and presses you against his abdomen.
You look into his eyes and everything in that moment feels complete...
...he is an embodiment of all your prayers and supplications to your guides and your Maker.
The warmth of his tongue seals the day and you want nothing more than to be wrapped in the warmth of his embrace for the rest of eternity.
The warmth of his tongue seals the day and you want nothing more than to be wrapped in the warmth of his embrace for the rest of eternity.
& #39;Usale kahle, Nkosazana. Kuzofuneka ngibaleke. Lube luhle usuku lwanamhlanje, sthandwa sam.& #39;
& #39;Uhambe kahle, themba lam.& #39;
He hops into the car and you& #39;ve walked back into the yard. The uncles and aunties are now waving him goodbye as he hoots.
& #39;Uhambe kahle, themba lam.& #39;
He hops into the car and you& #39;ve walked back into the yard. The uncles and aunties are now waving him goodbye as he hoots.
& #39;Ukhuliseke kahle lomfana. Ave anenhlonipho futhi. Uyobe ukhethe kahle, mshana.& #39; Kusho umalume.
& #39;Sesilinde ubuhlobo obuhle manje. Wamkelekile layikhaya.& #39; Chief Aunty says as you all walk back inside.
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& #39;Sesilinde ubuhlobo obuhle manje. Wamkelekile layikhaya.& #39; Chief Aunty says as you all walk back inside.
Stay tuned for a sequel thread on abakhongi arriving with cows
