Controversial opinion: I often hate the names owners give to their dogs.

I’ll be honest. I’ve only ever liked one dog name.

Any name that’s slightly like it’s breed like Jack. Any names where their owner is trying to advertise something about their personality through their dog like calling your dog Luther, Nelson, Minnie, Oscar

Or naming your dog after books you’ve read or music you like so I go “oh they read books how clever” or “oh they know classical music of the baroque period”

Send me your dog pictures (you know you’re ITCHING TO) and names and I’ll tell you they are shit. This is what I’m doing with my day

Vinny. It suits him. It seems like a name he would have or would give himself. I hate all other dog names.

Basic descriptive names like Patch, Socks, Scruff, Woofy. Middle class children’s names: Charlie, Max, Teddy. That dog from Legally Blonde: Bruiser

Whilst we’re here. I think boy dogs need to wear pants. I do not want to ever see dog dick or balls.