Wanna know how to Tweet like a Bhakt?

1. No matter what topic you are discussing drag Muslims into it.

Eg: My friend lost his scarf in the auto...
Bhakt: The driver must be a ‘peaceful’.

2. Be angry and aggressive for no reason.

Eg: think I should colour my hair?
Bhakt: you stupid bïtch Hindus khatre mai hai! go do something about it!

3. Hold citizens responsible for government’s faults.

Eg: The road in my city has potholes...
Bhakt: So why can’t people spare time and fill them? Rather than complaining go work for the country!

4. When talking about women, attack their sexuality or ‘character’.

Eg: Do you like the red or pink dress?
Bhakt: you shameless bar dancer! Why can’t you be a good girl and wear a saree and stay at home?!

5. When everything else fails, resort to whataboutery. (+abuses)

Eg: In UP a 17 year old girl was raped...
Bhakt: So what? Commie Kerala has no rapes?

6. How to take credit.

Eg: Our apartment does its own waste recycling....
Bhakt: Sab Modiji ka kamaal hai! Remember he is the one who said in a speech 17 years ago to do it!

7. Accuse anyone who criticises as ‘hating India’.

Eg: Can we talk about the Economy rather than peacocks?
Bhakt: Why do you people hate our country so much? In your blind hatred of Modiji you even forgot peacock is our National bird!

8. Mock anyone who talks like an educated person.

Eg: If we take a look at the data, it clearly suggests...
Bhakt: Hahaha madarsachaap will teach us data now. Go teach your intellectualism to your piddis!

9. Never admit you are wrong.

Bhakt: Hindi is our National Language.
Sane person: actually no. According the constitution it’s an official language...
Bhakt: So what? You want everyone to learn Urdu and live under Sharia?
Sane person: but..
Bhakt: Hindi Hindu Hindustan!

10. If a girl rejects you, abuse her.

Bhakt: you are so cute. Wink wink.
She: sorry, not interested.
Bhakt: you jihadi rändi! I hope you get _____ !

11. How to come up with labels?

a. Muslim sounding name: Jihadi pig
b. Christian sounding name: Rice bag convert
c. Hindu sounding name: Tukde tukde gang Urban Naxal
d. UC Hindu sounding name: Sickular Libtard

12. Always, always have the last word. No matter what.

Eg:
Human: here’s the source.
Bhakt: you chudail f*ck your facts.
Human: Fine you win. Now go away.
Bhakt: haha yes run away little girl.
Human: *blocked*
Bhakt: burnol coward haha haha