Ok, I've been thinking about this for the past couple of days, but there are so many weird ways to wish bad things on people. Like, just crazy shit to say that doesn't make sense but would totally be an insult. For example...

I hope you slip in the shower.
I hope the dentist finds a cavity in your mouth.

I hope you stub your pinky toe on your desk.

I hope your ice cubes aren't frozen when you need it the most.

Weird shit like that. Lol, am I the only one?

However, there is also good phrases, like...

I hope you read all your emails today.

I hope the hot water works for you in the shower.

I hope you don't run out of coffee.

I hope your lights turn on.