tw // bodyshame mention

to everyone who bodyshamed grayson, i hope u stub ur toe on every fucking couch and literally go to school and be made fun of for ur ugly ass shoes and i hope someone farts on ur pillow and u get red eye i hope u gain so many followers on instagram just
to get deleted i literally hope every time u wake up in the morning and go out u step on dog shit i hope when someones giving u oral they puke on u i literally hope whenever u wanna sneeze that shit doesnt come out i hope u get so many bed bugs u start sleeping on the floor
i hope every time u show someone ur music playlist they start talking about how tasteless u are and show it to their friends and make fun of u i hope ur idol gets in a scandal and gets cancelled i hope ur favorite show gets taken off of netflix i hope every time u go to the beach
ur phone fucking dies as soon as u get there i hope every time u try to take a picture it comes out blurry i hope they take the graduation pictures from ur bad side i hope u forget to use sunscreen in the middle of august and have ur skin peeling off i hope every person u ask out
says theyre not ready for a relationship but gets in one a week later i hope u fart in front of ur crush i literally hope every time u eat someone brings up the topic of having to take a shit i hope every bottle of water u drink is on room temperature i hope u get kicked in the
nono spot 5 times a day 35 times a week i hope when u wanna go to the park with ur friends on a nice weather to have a picnic it starts raining i hope u ruin ur sleep schedule right when school is starting i hope the teacher asks for the hw and thats how u find out u even had hw
i hope u fail every fucking test i literally hope it rains and the wind breaks ur umbrella and makes it fly off causing it to rain on ur school supplies i hope ur pet bites ur science project into pieces i hope ur baby sibling shits on ur favorite shirt i hope the pants zippers
zip ur nono spot and catches pubic hairs with it i hope when u wanna make a snow angel or a snowman it starts fucking raining and the snow becomes water i hope ur laptop dies right when ur in the middle of a zoom call i hope you'd be vibing to wap in the middle of class just to
find out u werent on mute i hope every time u go to the bathroom someone aggressively knocks on the door i hope when u wanna shower the water turns out to be freezing i hope u wear ur new pants on the first day of school with the tags still on them i hope the english teacher
picks u to read and all of a sudden u start stuttering i hope u forget the multiplication schedule i hope every time u put something important somewhere u forget where it is i hope ur mom calls u right on the best part of the show i hope a movie comes out that ur really excited
to see and someone spoils the whole thing for u i hope every time u shower u see a spider i hope every time u see ur relatives they talk about ur marriage i hope when ur at a family reunion u step on ur baby cousins tiny toys i hope every time u go in public u get the most
annoying wedgie of all time i hope ur partner stops right when ur about to orgasm <33
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