For every like on this tweet, I will share a made up 'fact' about the 1965 war like No-deen no-imaan mazari

In 1965, the Indian Army took over and embedded themselves in Sialkot. Ever since then the saying came into being 'Sialkoti, haram di boti'

In 1965, Shakti Maan from India singlehandedly conquered Lahore and took aerial surveillance photographs of the Pakistani people who cheered and supported him

In one of the largest tank battles of all time at Chawinda, Indian tanks after having destroyed all of Pakistan's tanks, painted the Pakistani flags on their own tanks and then destroyed them too so as to reach the number of 450 tanks destroyed.

The only response that Pakistan had for Indian artillery were people from Karachi specially trained to spit paan ki peek at long range. Although it didn't kill any Indians but a lot of them were left red faced

Indian forces had actual guns while Pakistan army were using charray waali aur patakhay waali guns. Indian forces were so amused, that most of their casualties occured as they died laughing at Pakistan army

India with its vastly superior numbers walked into Lahore and we're greeted by hot steaming bowls of phajjay ke paaye and tall cold glasses of feekay ki lassi. Ever since then they've always dreamed of doing nashta again in Lahore

Tharparkar had no population before 1965. Indians set up camp there and started living there. This was of course an elaborate plan to vilify PPP later on in the years for not providing infrastructure, water or food to these people. Propaganda is real.

The only reason Pakistan army started fighting back was when the government told them that any land recovered from Indian forces would be eligible for DHA Housing schemes. Then Indian army were left with no chance as generals riding horses single handedly slaughtered thousands

M M Alam had such good restaurants that 5 IAF pilots in 30 seconds crash landed just to try the food from there. Cafe Zouk was their favourite after which they had mint paan sheesha from Dream Lounge.

IAF jets did special stunts and formations after which they formed the letters PKMKB in the sky. After this, all of the PAF resigned from their posts, unable to recover from such an insult.

The Indian chief of army staff had balti gosht from Pakistan, loved it so much that he took the balti and made it into his cap. Ever since then Indian COAS have worn balti caps in remembrance of the infamous balti gosht of 1965

Indian Army took over some Pakistani libraries and wrote some books that were kept in the restricted section which covered the actual events that unfolded. Very few people have had access to these books such as NidKeemani and ImonMazeri

Indian Army started fighting Pak in 1965 but were very confused as Pakistan army was using unconventional warfare. Pak army were making cement and cereals while Indian army was trying to have gun battles. This sparked major confusion amongst the Indian ranks and they retreated

The 1965 war is not called the 1965 war because of the year, it's a reference to the 1965 square kilometres of land that India occupied

In 1965, Narendra Modi negotiated the peace between the two countries. His services were recognized and finally he got a peace award for this in 2018

After carefully formulating and preparing for a surprise birthday party for Nawaz Sharif in 1965, Indian army moved into Pakistan but were surprised to find resistance. Hence the surprise birthday party turned into a surprise war

In 1965 Major Adnan Sami was first successfully able to penetrate the Indian forces. He played the first double agent, in which he worked as the 'Indian spy' before finally returning to the 'motherland' in 2001

The main reason that a ceasefire was called was because of a lack of seriousness from the Pak Army in terms of defending. The Indian war hungry soldiers were soon bored of just walking into the country with no resistance and hence went back to watch bollywood war movies

Indian soldiers were surprised that the Pakistan they had been shown in their movies was nothing like the Pakistan that actually was. Hence all of their intelligence was faulty. Despite that, they were able to win even after the odds were against them.