Thread by @DonDiellah, THREAD ALERTI remember sometimes back there was a convo in here about [...]

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I remember sometimes back there was a convo in here about madem kula fare. Well, scammers have devised ways to capitalize on y& #39;all gullible men. This wk I had an interesting interaction with one. Ilikuwa nitweet tu trailer but I& #39;ve decided on Director& #39;s cut version.

So on Monday out the blues nikakumbuka I was banned from Tinder years ago. I download the app to check if my account is back. Nope. Still banned. Reasons mimi sijui.

So I create a new account with my other email. Profile nini nini. Puts up my best selfie. I& #39;m in!

After about 30 minutes I quit the app. Goes to sleep. Woke up in the morning to 9 matches. I & #39;Hey& #39; all of them. I& #39;m multi-tasking convos. Quit app again. Kidogo kidogo one lass called Ruth replies back. Gives me her number without me asking.

I saved the number. First thing I noticed was her WhatsApp profile pic was different from one on Tinder

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But she& #39;s mad thicc though and hella busty.
All the conditions of D& #39;Albert& #39;s Thigh Rule sufficiently met. (This would be funny if you knew my real name and some Physics)

But she& #39;s mad thicc though and hella busty.All the conditions of D& #39;Albert& #39;s Thigh Rule sufficiently met. (This would be funny if you knew my real name and some Physics)" title="I saved the number. First thing I noticed was her WhatsApp profile pic was different from one on Tinder https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten" aria-label="Emoji: Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten">But she& #39;s mad thicc though and hella busty.All the conditions of D& #39;Albert& #39;s Thigh Rule sufficiently met. (This would be funny if you knew my real name and some Physics)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

At this point I delete my Tinder account. I wasn& #39;t really feeling mentally comfortable with being on it. Nilileft hiyo moral cesspool (hii nimeiba)

Anyway, Tinder wema nenda zako.

I& #39;m thinking if she& #39;s legit maybe she& #39;ll get this Ruth (read as a Kikuyu) ruthlessly. I hit up Ruth From Tinder as saved in my device and boy oh boy!

At this point nilikuwa

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol"> % sure this is a catfish. Pakasamak. Catosumo.
First test. Nikaitisha her pictures. Dem wa kawaida hii ni wrong move stranger kuitisha pics day 1. She replied almost immediately with other pics.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten" aria-label="Emoji: Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten">At least these were consistent with her Whatsapp dp

So... We& #39;re supposed to meet in town. Aliitisha fare Rongai to town

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At this point I hit up one of my good friends nimpeleke na rieng.
We decided tunatuma fare as a gamble. Hata ikienda hatujali.
We placed a bet. His money on legit. My money on pakasamak

So... We& #39;re supposed to meet in town. Aliitisha fare Rongai to town https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

. At this point I hit up one of my good friends nimpeleke na rieng.We decided tunatuma fare as a gamble. Hata ikienda hatujali. We placed a bet. His money on legit. My money on pakasamak" title="So... We& #39;re supposed to meet in town. Aliitisha fare Rongai to town https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten" aria-label="Emoji: Dreieckige Fahne an einem Pfosten">. At this point I hit up one of my good friends nimpeleke na rieng.We decided tunatuma fare as a gamble. Hata ikienda hatujali. We placed a bet. His money on legit. My money on pakasamak">

My nigga alituma pesa mimi nikafoward.
After all ikienda it& #39;s not my money

A transaction has been done. M-pesa name displays Ruth Somebody. Kinda looks legit. But I still got dibs on catfish.
Money gone= scam 1

Scam No 2= Fuliza

Okay it& #39;s a pretty simple scam. It was pretty clear to me. I was just curious to see how far this interaction goes nikaongeza 250.

Y& #39;all know the script. Neither of us went to town. Definitely alikula hiyo pesa. Nikajifanya niko town namtegea. Dropped one disappointed message then called it a day. She blueticked.

The following day I decided to invoke my Dennis Okari DCI prowess to understand how she runs this scam business.
One of the most effective ways to get the truth from sb is deflating ego or emotional attack. Girls in relationships know this and use it on men daily.

My tool of execution was unorthodox language. Don& #39;t worry there& #39;s an happy ending I& #39;ll just let the screenshots speak.

P.S. She sent me 4 screenshots of chats with other men. Most of them look married. But. Heh. Nairobi!!

Hii conversation ilikuwa funny tu kwangu. This is the last screenshot.
I& #39;ve been careful enough not to expose anyone& #39;s privacy. There& #39;s no moral lesson or direction to this thread. Take it how you wanna. Bye good people.

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