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National Lies Of Pakistan:
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Dinner 9 pm
Rukhsati 10 pm
Rukhsati 10 pm
Office timings 9:00 to 5:00
Jani Paise chahiye.... Do teen dino main wapis kardeta hon.
Abhi tu bill de dy baad main hisaab karty hain.
Texting "Bas pohanch gaya, bahir aja" while sitting at home
While selling something to friend "tum se thori kamaunga"
Someone asks you to something "Daikhta hon" while it only means NO
"Tamaam agent doosray customers ki numayendegi mein masroof hain, baraye meherbani intezaar farmaen"
Beautiful moms: "idhar aja nahi marungi" & "sach sach bata dy nahi kahungi kuch"
Shopkeepers eternal "Ap befikar hojaen, imported hai"
Aur suna kya hal?
Chahay phatti perhi ho: "Main theek tu suna?"
Chahay phatti perhi ho: "Main theek tu suna?"
HR douchebags after interviewing "We'll call you"
Hum jahaiz k bohot khilaaf hain while adding "Jo ap dy saken dedy wo apki beti ka haq hai"
"Yaaaarrrrrr kuch bhi nahi parhaaaa"
"You are the ass-et of this company" wouldn't think twice before laying you off
Can't wait for this thread to fail badly 
