MULAN JELEEEE~ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

KEMBALIKAN 2 JAM HIDUPKU YANG TERBUANG PERCUMA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

though I should& #39;ve known this ever since they slapped Liu Yifei& #39;s forehead with Huawei logo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> https://twitter.com/suppitweets/status/1148005522425049088?s=19">https://twitter.com/suppitwee...
Ini kayak ngalamin mimpi buruk Memoirs of a Geisha all over again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

Cina dari mata orang Barat yang cuma kenal Cina dari film2 Barat juga https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Bentar, makan dulu.
Patah hati gue.
Jadi laper https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
JADI BEGINI
Belom mulen udah lelah hayati https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Jangan salah.

It all started so promising.
FOR LIKE THE WHOLE FIRST 60 SECONDS OF IT.
Jangan salah.It all started so promising.FOR LIKE THE WHOLE FIRST 60 SECONDS OF IT.
Jangan salah.It all started so promising.FOR LIKE THE WHOLE FIRST 60 SECONDS OF IT.
Jangan salah.It all started so promising.FOR LIKE THE WHOLE FIRST 60 SECONDS OF IT.
And then the nightmares began.
THAT& #39;S?
NOT?
HOW?
IT?
WORKS?
THAT& #39;S?NOT?HOW?IT?WORKS?
THAT& #39;S?NOT?HOW?IT?WORKS?
THAT& #39;S?NOT?HOW?IT?WORKS?
Dasar rangoang bulay ini mentalnya biasa dikit2 "Chosen One" atau "The One"... Pokoknya serba instan.

Konsep qi di sini jadi melenceng ke versi begonya:

The Force https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Mundloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mundloses Gesicht">
There are such things as & #39;talent& #39; and & #39;luck& #39; in cultivation. Perhaps you have the correct bone structures, or your meridians are extraordinarily wider than normal, etc.

But the point is you CULTIVATE it.
It doesn& #39;t just drop from outta nowhere and make you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">The Chosen Onehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
Tapi yah, dari sini aja udah cringey sih https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉🏻" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏻" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links (heller Hautton)">

Like, what makes Mulan special is the fact that

SHE IS A https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">WOMANhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
who LEADS A GODDAMN ARMY

and not because she has the chi/qi or whatever bullshit this is.
Ah ya sudahlah.
Namanya film anak2.
Biar simpel aja kali ya https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
/hela napas/
/lanjut/

MARI KITA NIKMATI KOSTUMNY—
/hela napas//lanjut/MARI KITA NIKMATI KOSTUMNY—
/hela napas//lanjut/MARI KITA NIKMATI KOSTUMNY—
/hela napas//lanjut/MARI KITA NIKMATI KOSTUMNY—
。。。。。。
YEAH NOPE
Kalo dari mikepnya sih KAYAKNYA ini Dinasti Tang ya.

ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵘᵍˡᵉᵉᵉʰ

Mari kita lihat kostum Dinasti Tang dari pelem Detective Dee:
Kalo dari mikepnya sih KAYAKNYA ini Dinasti Tang ya.ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵘᵍˡᵉᵉᵉʰMari kita lihat kostum Dinasti Tang dari pelem Detective Dee:
Kalo dari mikepnya sih KAYAKNYA ini Dinasti Tang ya.ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵘᵍˡᵉᵉᵉʰMari kita lihat kostum Dinasti Tang dari pelem Detective Dee:
Kalo dari mikepnya sih KAYAKNYA ini Dinasti Tang ya.ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵘᵍˡᵉᵉᵉʰMari kita lihat kostum Dinasti Tang dari pelem Detective Dee:
More Detective Dee:
More Detective Dee:
More Detective Dee:
More Detective Dee:
More Detective Dee:
Ini dari salah satu siris paporitkuh The Longest Day in Chang& #39;an:
Ini dari salah satu siris paporitkuh The Longest Day in Chang& #39;an:
Ini dari salah satu siris paporitkuh The Longest Day in Chang& #39;an:
Ini dari salah satu siris paporitkuh The Longest Day in Chang& #39;an:
I-I don& #39;t even know what Mulan was wearing. It started as Tang but somewhere from the waist down it regressed to—Qin Dynasty?¿

ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵘᵍˡᵉᵉᵉʰ
What a waste of Cheng Peipei https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
UDAH BRENTI NONTON KALO TANTE GONG LI GA MUNCUL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
AGAIN WITH THE FORCE—I mean THE CHI (۳ ˚Д˚)۳
AGAIN WITH THE FORCE—I mean THE CHI (۳ ˚Д˚)۳
AGAIN WITH THE FORCE—I mean THE CHI (۳ ˚Д˚)۳
SALAH FRANCHISE WOY
SALAH FRANCHISE WOY
SALAH FRANCHISE WOY
ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᶦʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʷᵉˡᵛᵉ ᴿᵒᵘʳᵃⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉˀ
ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᶦʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʷᵉˡᵛᵉ ᴿᵒᵘʳᵃⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉˀ
ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᶦʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʷᵉˡᵛᵉ ᴿᵒᵘʳᵃⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉˀ
TANTE AKU PADAMU TANTEEE~
Drinking Game:
TAKE A SWIG EVERY TIME THEY MENTION & #39;HONOUR& #39; https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍺" title="Bierkrug" aria-label="Emoji: Bierkrug">
Hmmm kira2 apa yang bisa kita lakukan untuk memastikan penonton tau ini setingnya di Cina?

Oh aku tahu

LET& #39;S JUST PUT
RED LANTERNS
RED LANTERNS
EVERYWHERE
Okelah kamp latiannya cukup menjanjikan (ง& #39;̀⌣& #39;́)ง
Bayanganku akan jumlah pasukan yang keluar dari kamp ini:
... Yang aku dapat:
SELURUH CINA BAGIAN PAGARSIH AMA CIBADAK AJA JUMLAHNYA LEBIH DARI INI YAOLOH
oh look.
YIP MAN.
I like her male name tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉🏻" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏻" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links (heller Hautton)">
Cowok gak akan ngerti nikmatnya pulang ke rumah lalu lepas beha.

Beha sendiri ya bukan beha orang lain.
My ancestors when they see me:
My ancestors when they see me:
My ancestors when they see me:
Oh look.
THIO SAM HONG.
Look at this supposedly-brimming-with-unresolved-sexual-tension scene...

... ANYEP.
Look at this supposedly-brimming-with-unresolved-sexual-tension scene... ... ANYEP.
Look at this supposedly-brimming-with-unresolved-sexual-tension scene... ... ANYEP.
Compared to this, from the movie Hua Mulan with Zhao Wei & Chen Kun:
PILEM ANAK2, SUPPI.
IT
DOESN& #39;T
WORK
LIKE
THAT
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💢" title="Wutsymbol" aria-label="Emoji: Wutsymbol">
Oh look.
CHIRRUT IMWE.
Oh look.CHIRRUT IMWE.
Oh look.CHIRRUT IMWE.
... IYA TAU SALAH FRANCHISE.
They went to war and found another battalion completely annihilated and I& #39;ve stopped caring because at this point my soul had long vacated my body.
... AKU CAPEK GAIS.
OH THANK GOD IT& #39;S OVER
... AW FUCK.
MANA ADA MAU KELAHI MALAH LEPAS KONDE KELILIPAN HEEEYYY
TEMEN-TEMEN LO MASIH DI BAWAH MULAN GOBLO
TEMEN-TEMEN LO MASIH DI BAWAH MULAN GOBLO
TEMEN-TEMEN LO MASIH DI BAWAH MULAN GOBLO
THIS HOW WE KNOW THE WESTERNERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS
THIS HOW WE KNOW THE WESTERNERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS
THIS HOW WE KNOW THE WESTERNERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS
I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MALES OF WUXIA DRAMAS
I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MALES OF WUXIA DRAMAS
I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MALES OF WUXIA DRAMAS
I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MALES OF WUXIA DRAMAS
I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MALES OF WUXIA DRAMAS
Bagusnya Mulan versi animasi adalah dia ketauan cewek bukan karena rambutnys gondrong secara semua laki jaman itu ya gondrong tapi gara2 dia

PUNYA TETE

Buat apa susah2 kembenan & mandi diem2 kalo lepas konde aja udah ketauan sih.
& #39;HoNouRrrRR& #39;

OKE MULAIN TIPSY GAIS
AKHIRNYA ADA PEMAIN FIGURAAAAANNN
AKHIRNYA ADA PEMAIN FIGURAAAAANNN
AKHIRNYA ADA PEMAIN FIGURAAAAANNN
AKHIRNYA ADA PEMAIN FIGURAAAAANNN
... lalu bajetnya abis.
Pantesan throne room kok jele dan surem dan sempit gini.
I MEAN—
I MEAN—
I MEAN—
I MEAN—
I MEAN—
INI KAISAR UDAH MISKIN GOBLO PULA
INI KAISAR UDAH MISKIN GOBLO PULA
INI KAISAR UDAH MISKIN GOBLO PULA
why is this slimy dude the only reasonable person in the entire movie
Kalo doyan nonton wuxia pasti kenal sama gang ini https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">
(hint: Ning Que got his ass handed to him by a flying fried chicken here)
(hint: Ning Que got his ass handed to him by a flying fried chicken here)
(hint: Ning Que got his ass handed to him by a flying fried chicken here)
NAH & #39;KAN KETANGKEP & #39;KAN
JADI BACANG & #39;KAAAAN

UDAH MISKIN NGEREPOTIN LAGI
NAH & #39;KAN KETANGKEP & #39;KANJADI BACANG & #39;KAAAANUDAH MISKIN NGEREPOTIN LAGI
NAH & #39;KAN KETANGKEP & #39;KANJADI BACANG & #39;KAAAANUDAH MISKIN NGEREPOTIN LAGI
LOH FIGURANNYA ILANG SEMUA
LOH FIGURANNYA ILANG SEMUA
LOH FIGURANNYA ILANG SEMUA
DISNEY GA ADA BAJET MULAN
THAT& #39;S IT?
THAT& #39;S THE WHOLE IMPERIAL GUARDS?

WHERE ARE THE DALISI?
JINWUWEI???

BLOODY WESTERNERS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💢" title="Wutsymbol" aria-label="Emoji: Wutsymbol">
ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗʷᵉˡᵛᵉ ᴿᵒᵘʳᵃⁿˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᴹᵘˡᵃⁿ
SERIOUSLY THO

THERE WERE ONLY LIKE
SIX OF THEM??

APANYA YANG 4 OUNCES CAN MOVE A 1000 POUNDS KEHED
TANTE GONG LI https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">

I HATE IT HERE
ini efek burem2 apaan sih maksudnya https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">CHIIIII~https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> gitu kali ya
yeh he ded who cares
HALAH PADA KE MANA KALIAN TADI HAH GILIRAN PARTY PARTY AJA PADA NONGOL
The imperial women looked—surprisingly okay.
The imperial women looked—surprisingly okay.
The imperial women looked—surprisingly okay.
WHAT A WASTE OF MINGNA WEN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
LAAaaNNNnnTttEeeEeRrRnnssSS
Bahan sofa dipake jubah WHY
TUKANG BAKPAO ENAK DI BANDUNG NIH
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍺" title="Bierkrug" aria-label="Emoji: Bierkrug">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍺" title="Bierkrug" aria-label="Emoji: Bierkrug">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍺" title="Bierkrug" aria-label="Emoji: Bierkrug">
/LALU MENINGGAL KERACUNAN ALKOHOL/
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">THE ENDhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
SURPRISE SURPRISE NOT ONE CHINESE IN SIGHT
Kalo cerita mah ya Mulan emang pakemnya begitu, tapi kualitas & skalanya kok murahan bener. Kebanting sama siris silat Tencent, Youku dll.

Pas ngegugel bujet film ini lalu dapet angka 200 juta dolar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht"> DIPAKE APAAN DUITNYAAA SET KOSTUM NASKAH SFX BURUK SEMUAAAA~
"Jangan spoiler dong!"

Honeys.
Sweethearts.
This movie was based on a 2000-years-old popular Chinese folklore. There& #39;s already the animated version back in 1998.

Ini kae lagi diskusi bibel Yesus disalib & bangkit di hari ke 3 lalu lo protes, "Jangan spoiler dong!"
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