Soooooo I was getting my work reports ready last night when I decided I wanted to end the night watching the laker game with a drink. I decided I would take a walk down the road to hooters have a drink and watch the game for a chill evening
Got there and the only seat at the bar was next to this young gentleman who I recognized the other night from when the rockets were playing in game 7. We hit it off started talking about basketball and we were just shooting the shit. I explained to him the difference between
Social Darwinism and actual Darwinism and the difference between wanting to be a father and being obligated to be one a harsh reality that made him shed a few tears. He explained to me idea of investing in people rather than money and so forth and in short we were having a good
Conversation. What turned into a drink or two turned in to us closing down the bar. I learned that he was Pakistani and grew up in the hood with many black and latio friends. finally when we left he insisted on paying my bill and said don't worry about it. He then told me that
He wanted to take me to his homeboys place in westheimer and I was extremely wary because I just met him and we both had been drinking for hours but I accepted. I figured I could Uber if shit got crazy. I didn't know where he was taking me but I was already lit so fuck it
Turns out he takes me to an underground illegal gambling casino that he and his family runs. We drank more gambled for free and had a mf ball. Later he was going to take me home and he almost ran a red. He backed into a car and a black couple got out and started harassing us
Asking me if he was Indian or Arabic. The male said he was already on the phone with police and she was on my side trying to get me to talk. A second later this dude takes off like a mf straight up 0 to 100 turning into streets and taking the fuck off like no one's business.
Doing about 90 in residential areas he was like this is my city and I ain't getting hustled like that. Eventually he got me back to hooters and then asked me to lock him in and gave me his number and told me to call him whenever. I got back to the hotel at 330 fucked up beyond
All hell and happy to be alive, I woke up today with an incredible hangover and I have been being a big goddam baby about it all day.

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