watching mulan now with my chinese family... giggles...

wtf are westernized witches doing here...

my entire family staring at the screen like this is best they could do with 200 mil...

why the fuck are there witches gawd this is so uncomfortable

these circular buildings are only found in the south not the north uHhHHHhH could they not even get the shape of the matchmaking room right

those hats are worn in the south not the north.

THIS MOVIE IS SO DULL MY GOD....... THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A WESTERNIZED "CHINESE" WAR FILM THAT TAKES ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY AND CANT EVEN HAVE ANY FUN

WE SERIOUSLY CANT HAVE ANY FUN IN THIS MOVIE WHY IS IT SO DARK AND GLOOMY THIS IS BORING

"tHE tASte oF mY BLaDe" SHUT LMFOWKSKXKXJ

my mom just praised the kung fu skills of the master, saying at least they hired someone who's legit

IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER AND COUSIN ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THERE ARENT ANY CUTE GUYS

the leering guys is so uncomfortable ew

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AWKWARD EXHCNAGE BETWEEN MULAN AND HONGHUI THEY JUST MET THIS IS SO UNCOMFY DO U EVEN KNOW HOW CHINESE PPL TALK TO EACH OTHER WHAY DA FAWK

NOT HOW HONGHUI WORRIED THAT HIS MATCH WOULDNT LJKE HIM OR SUM SHIT... THAT SHIT DONT MSTTER U GUYS GET MARRIED ANF THATS IT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED

IM FUCKING WHEEZING PLEASE MY COUSIN JUST CALLED MULAN "ELSA" WHEN SHE WAS LKKE "I MUST HIDE MY CHI" IM FUCKING CRYING THAGS NOT HOW CHI WORKS HELP MEEEEEEE