jimin things i think about constantly:

- looking press directly in the eye one by one until they all look away first
- being more touched by the people in an art museum than the art
- trying to save a bug and ripping off its leg instead

- being a cat whisperer because he's gentle and patient with them
- saying hoseok taught him it was cool to be kind
- how honest he is about his struggles and the effort he puts in to constantly better himself
- getting spanked during teacher/student roleplay on tv

jimin contains multitudes

i cannot believe i didn't have jimin breaking chopsticks with his ass on this list

additional considerations:

- as jay mentioned the "blood and sperm all over the place" shirt
- also the go fuck yourself in russian shirt he wore to an official schedule

- the glow up from jimin telling his mom's conception dream about a small pepper on a plant and getting teased over "small pepper" (on his bday?? and by jk behind his back too) to the vlive years later where jinkook tried it again and jimin went "the smallest pepper is spiciest"

he waited years for his opportunity to use that line

- jimin backstage during bs&t promos interrupting to say that seokjin is "anything but pure" and then only minutes later looking directly at the camera to say "what you should be anticipating is not his back" and then staring directly at taehyung's dick

- how much jimin enjoys giving people gifts, so much that he made birthdays and gift giving a thing for the rest of bangtan too
- his "what about me" whenever anyone else is being praised for someone
- "english is not a barrier when you're as cute as me"

- jimin and yoongi being interviewed at a music show during bs&t promos and asked to show something to their fans and jimin does his dramatic shoulder reveal to show a hidden paper heart stuck to his shoulder and then immediately gets extremely embarassed

- talking about books in an interview and jimin looking at namjoon and going "the books i read... should not be recommended"
- telling the dancer he went against in a dance off that he should listen to the music better

- yoongi saying they all shared each other's clothes in the early days except no one wanted to wear jimin's clothes because he had bad taste
- also yoongi saying jimin had a pair of shorts with eyes on the ass back then (sounds like great taste to me idk what yoongi's saying)

- having a meltdown on masked singer because one of the other judges suggested it could be taemin and jimin's IMMEDIATE response was that "taemin dances better than that" only to realize the masked singer was prob a senior and he'd fucked up

- that bangtan bomb that's just jimin dancing ridiculously behind the camera while jungkook is doing a photoshoot to get him to laugh
- that time jungkook's challenge was to get jimin to tell him to stop and he was as annoying as possible but jimin never did

- that comment on vlive where a fan was like "I like you more than my boyfriend" or something to that effect and jimin going "no don't say that your boyfriend will beat me up" but then being unable to stop smiling about it

- that tweet where jimin posted a selfie with a coffee cup talking about drinking coffee because he's manly or something and the immediate follow up tweet from another member saying "he's drinking tea"

- that time they were going around asking the members why fans should come to their concerts and jimin went "i will be there. you have to come because im there" and when they told him someone else used that reason already jimin said "but that's you. this is me"

- the "if I was leader for a day" drawing of jimin with a baseball bat smiling and everyone bowing down to him
- that phase where he wore tanks or cut the sleeves off all his shirts

- not wanting to show his abs during choreo but then getting into it to the point where he'd try to do it in front of the other bangtans expecting a response

- refusing to play games with taehyung during a spring day promo recording and saying "go play with your hwarang hyungs" and then later being like "oh yeah i was actually mad about that"
- going through it publicly on twitter that time hoseok went home for like a weekend

- when someone told him his shirt was cut too low on vlive and he apologized and said he wouldn't wear it anymore and then he wore that exact shirt at their next stadium concert

- posting a fake article about namjin dating on april fools
- the april fools twin photos he did with jin
- making namjoon redo their mini and moni introduction on their coffee vlive because he didn't do it right

- plastering himself to namjoon's studio door and wiggling around while namjoon is on vlive while namjoon just smiled and goes "jimin needs a lot of love and attention"

- ty ollie for the reminder of that time jimin played on tae's account and they figured out it wasn't tae bc he wasn't as good, and then he told armys not to shoot each other and made them line up and then shot the ones who didn't follow directions https://twitter.com/aglioeollieo/status/1302714722995838985?s=19

- that one time he went live to color in the muster coloring book, colored the a in army, then said he was too good at coloring and finished too fast and had to stop the live early
- then he didn't end the live he just criticized the other members' drawings in the book

- yoongi washing clothes on jimin's abs
- when jungkook and hoseok were practicing for the 3j stage and jimin showed up in a bathrobe with a facemask on and joined them
- putting a bow on his head and saying he's a present during jin's bday live

https://twitter.com/tigerjiminie/status/1302749300263448577?s=19

https://twitter.com/aglioeollieo/status/1302749770251984898?s=19

- the way he said "you can do better" during concerts when they asked parts of the stadiums to cheer louder
- turning anpanman choreo into a way to torment namjoon in front of tens of thousands of people