When I was young, I collected teddy bears. I had so many and there were these fancy ones w names like Humphrey Beargart and Bearlyn Monroe and the latter had cotton balls stuffed into her halter dress and I was fascinated that my bear had boobs and this reminds me of that. https://twitter.com/danceswithtamis/status/1301974534065586177

OMG and she also had satin tie on underwear and I was FASCINATED by it and I’m realizing that maybe these were teddy bears for adults? Like, who was their audience exactly?

LOOK AT HOW THAT OTHER BEAR IS OGLING HER!!!

This was Humphrey Beargart, and yes, he was the Stephanie Tanner’s bear on FULL HOUSE, so that was cool.