what if i just start posting my meaningless maze runner headcanons here. What then. who's going to stop me? james? i'd like to see him try

first of, ages!
thomas & minho- 17
newt & teresa - 18
alby- 19
chuck- 12

dont really care about the rest lmao brenda can be 20 ig

WAIT NO BRENDA KISSES THOMAS ONE TIME I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK SHE'S UHHHH 19

thomas' /canon/ ugliness resides in his hair. he gets rEally bad bedhead and never once brushed it, it's a warzone up there

newt has bad posture. the s in "please tommy please" stands for Severe Scoliosis

minho, newt and alby were voted top 3 prettiest boys by the rest of the gladers. they are not aware of the power they hold

newt is attractive in that "would definitely be a stoner if they were given weed" sort of way. the charm is in the eyebags

i was going to clarify that by "them" i meant the gladers......... but fuck that, newt uses he/them

minho would have a rigorous skin care routine if he had the chance (he wrote a note asking for moisturizer once, but didnt get anything back. those assholes)

im saving this thread B) maybe i'll add more

wait here's one more
newt - gay
minho - pan
thomas - bi
teresa - bi

(bonus: sonya and harriet Are Dating i said what i said. they're lesbians, james)

newt is also asexual oK IM DONE NOW I PROMISE goodbye