[nier] now that dad and big bro are out for the day i can sit on the couch n eat my favorite snack while watching nick jr

OPEN RP: you walk into popola's office and notice there is a strange looking bag on her desk with old-world runes on it. she explains it contains an old world delicacy that has somehow been preserved up until now. what do you do

popola sits there and allows you to steal the doritos. she knows it's hard to come across food nowadays. she begins to weep over how she has failed her village, if not the whole human race. your body is discovered days later in a boar den with a nier-sword-shaped cut in it.

popola is so impressed by your ability to name old world foods that she admits she does have the cool ranch version. the two of you eat the whole bag. days later, you come down with black scrawl. whether this is linked to the doritos is unknown.

popola steps out from behind her desk, looking rather solemn. "i'm sorry, but there is a good chance devola has drunk your hardened lemonade. you should go back another." she comforts you. later that day you see devola drinking your mikes hard lemonade at the fountain.

popola is pleased to show you that not only does she have this old world drink to go with the chips, but she even has old world ceremonial garb to drink it with. she puts it on to show it to you.

popola watches in horror as you pull out a comical amount of salami from your pockets and begin eating in silence. after a few minutes, she asks you to leave her office. she evicts you from the village without word the next day.

you explain the timeline to her as you both eat the chips. a chilling quiet befalls popola as she absorbs this information. this time, she has decided, she will not fail. she will save the human race, no matter the cost.

popola enjoys doritos with the group . she accepts your offerings but ultimately gives them back to you all once the bag is consumed because she would feel bad.

the thread is over now because lone needs to sleep. rp closed