@PlanetWeirdPod ok, it has been a minute, but I'm here to live tweet Holes. I watched this movie once as a kid, but I only remember Shia LeBouuf getting arrested and Zero being a character. Here we gooooooo

Ok, this opening song slaps, even if it's kinda depressing

IS THIS KID TRYNA GET BIT BY THE SNAKE?!?!?!

I recognize the mom! What else is she in? Also, Yelnats? Is that a real last name?

Also, the dad definitely has a foot fetish

Wait, did he even get to try and defend himself? Or were they just like, nah he guilty? I thought it took him longer to get to the camp for some reason

Wait, did he just see a ghost?

Ew, I hate the sound of flies buzzing.

Stanley is Yelnats backwards??? Also, Mr. Sir. These names are kinda lazy

ARE THEY DEHYDRATING THESE CHILDREN?!?!?! Thirsty for 18 months???

This camp is dehumanizing. The justice system is broken. *screams into the void*

Is Dr. Pendansky actually a good human??? Maybe, but doubtful

What up with these nicknames? Also, now Dr. Pendansky reeks of white privilege

He called Zero stupid???? He is a CHILD!!!!! I'm calling racism

Ugh, these boys are bullying him. Also, it is so obvious that Zero actually stole them

OH!!! We're seeing the case now! I forgot this movie shows a bunch of stuff out of order

The background music in the Kissing Kate flashback scene sounds like 50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train

How early are they waking up at???? Also, how did I watch this as a kid w/o getting low key freaked out?????

Oh, this remix of Down to the River to Pray is a bop

Camp Green Lake's philosophy makes no sense. How does digging useless holes build character? Again, the system is broken

Stanley is a cinnamon bun, he did not deserve this

Ok, this fortune teller flashback is so tonally different from the rest of the movie

These flashbacks to OG Stanley seem racist against Czech people, jus' sayin'

That lizard was bad CGI, even by early 2000's standards

Mr. Sir is the reason we advocate for gun control

AH! SCORPION!!! AH AH AH AH!!!!!!

Onions are God's chosen vegetable? Methinks not

OH! Green Lake is in Texas! As a Texan, I say YAY!!!!!

Ooh, Stanley is klutzy. Same man

OH! Now he's Caveman???? Ok, noice

Is this Doctor Nigel Thornberry? He looks like Nigel Thornberry and sounds like he could do a good impression of him

I feel sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe, 'cause it must've smelled really bad. Lol

Wait, I forgot Zero can't read. *cries uncontrollably*

Ok, this thread's getting long. Gonna try and hold back the tweets