10 reasons you should feel good abuot yourself(despite everything): a thread

1. you are taller then a flea! what joy this news brings!

2. you are taller then most birds! such as orioles!

3. you can do many things with apples! like throw them at Children!!

4. your skull has a big grey raisin. a brain!!

5. you are nicer then the sportsman named laired who stole my deepest lover. what the crud, Laird!

6. you are fitter then a forest hog. It's like a pig in the woods!

7. you smell better then a beach diaper. hot dang!

9. your body exudes the pilgrims spirit. i am serious!

10. you remember the moons real name("moon")!

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