Okay, so I was Captain of the flagship, the SS American Wet Dream

We unmoored from the dock and raised anchor.

So, I need a playlist to sail. Someone suggested yacht rock, which is too on the nose.

I started thinking about party rock and then dmed @Utwitily

We hit an iceberg

It was from that Canadian ice wall that melted.

Anyway the second boat, the SS Nepotism, was there to rescue us.

I commandeered the boat and bet the original captain that I could backflip the boat.

I missed and we landed on the SS Dipshit Eric

Now the fourth boat, the SS I& #39;d Do My Daughter sank because I BofA& #39;d the coast guard and they fired on us

Finally we were rescued by the SS My Dipshit Son in Law.

So don& #39;t let the liberal media blow this out of proportion