Playing Tell Me Why, and I'm giggling loudly at an Alaskan with a poster on the wall that just says DENALI.

They're getting some of this right, but a lot of it reeaaaally feels like I Had An Alaskan Friend Once and

Look yes I know not many Alaskans will play this. But I am. I'm therefore allowed to giggle a bit. :3

What's mostly striking me is how little interactivity there is. Reminds me more of Friday than anything else.

The few bits here feel like they're meant to punish me using my cell like I am right now. A few IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THIS SHE'LL LIKE YOU LESS things.

Knew they were gonna do the whale thing the second I heard the sound.

This is very... uh, expected.

They want me to go into the house but I'm trying to figure out what style of roofing the house uses. Looks steel, but hollow? Guessing it's more common further north, we didn't have that kind of thing.

It's kinda neat though.

Oh right. House. Drama. Ah!

This is not a snow shovel. This is what they sell as snow shovels to people in the lower 48 who barely get snow.

Actual snow shovels have a bend in the handle. Heh.

In fairness, if this house is old enough, those COULD be classic ones. Maybe.

But like... heh.

Hey they got the bird calls right. Chickadees, yay!

That was even the cheeseburger call. Can't entirely remember how accurate that is. Varies regionally.

Still haven't gotten in the house. Really pretty outdoors.

Ah hah, she road a classic bike too.

FINE yes this is the kind of person who would have forced two kids to shovel a drive using those awful flat snow shovels.

City people won't know how much worse this makes her as a person. Now I really hate her.

Ah see now we're getting somewhere.

They reaaallly dragged the intro out. Wonder how many people they'll lose due to that. Game Pass makes it easy to bounce.