Making note of all the different people I am Experiencing in Newport

Man who keeps making inoffensive jokes to people and leaves no pause before saying "aaah, I'm just kidding!!!"

Older woman who looked at me upon leaving starbucks, stops in the doorway and asks me three times in a painfully quiet voice "Paul? Are you Paul?" then I hear her mention that Paul was a roommate she had 35 years ago who was a dancer

Man sitting behind me with virtually no clothes on, had a bike, kept making loud grunting noises

Man on laptop, also with bike who looks like a mix between Nathan Barnatt and the one dude from Cherdleys and me

Wyatt and his new wife Zoey who didn't acknowledge me

Two highschool girls wearing short shorts and big ass sweaters, with masks, running around the parking lot for like 20 minutes straight

Really handsome dude wearing cool clothes and his girlfriend who was slightly less handsome

Mannequins with nipples

Girl who I thought had only one arm (she had two) so I looked for a moment, but she caught my glance and we had an intense emotional moment

Witnessed @snkimberlin run into a potted plant and shatter it for the world to see