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you can never miss a high five in the mirror https://twitter.com/devouryahb/status/1302359371045908480
dying of old age is just dying of not dying
your life is just a story of how you died
second guessing yourself is your brain telling your brain not to listen to your brain
your brain didn’t know it was a thing until it got told that it was a thing
a ton of people have their last birthday today
there are places in your house that you’ve never touched
snakes are 90% tail
no one ever tells you what the tooth fairy does with your teeth
where does it say that humpty dumpty was an egg
someone who takes care of a chicken is a literal chicken tender LMAOOO
how do dragons blow out candles?
a book is simply a collection of tree tattoos
