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If folks knew what Hollywood was really abt, they’d be bored af.
Its ppl reading each other’s shitty scripts & pretending to be interested long enough for everyone to move on to the next shitty script. Occasionally, someone gets a job & everyone talks shit abt them. Repeat.
Its ppl reading each other’s shitty scripts & pretending to be interested long enough for everyone to move on to the next shitty script. Occasionally, someone gets a job & everyone talks shit abt them. Repeat.
Then, in your 30’s, ppl start getting married & on top of complaining about jobs, they start complaining abt how crazy the housing market is.
“$2.5 for a house in VAN NUYS?! It’s redone & has an adu but it’s north of Ventura!” It sells for $2.9, all cash.
“$2.5 for a house in VAN NUYS?! It’s redone & has an adu but it’s north of Ventura!” It sells for $2.9, all cash.
Then, at some point in their late 30’s/early 40’s, ppl start remembering they never had kids. And then on top of talking about jobs and houses, they start paying for IVF.
And then everyone becomes “unfuckable” by Hollywood standards and dies. The end.
And then everyone becomes “unfuckable” by Hollywood standards and dies. The end.
Unless they don’t die and have to pay for private school. So, they start doing conventions or reboots of shows they were on 20 years ago to pay for said private school/SAT scores. Then the kids grow up, get famous on TikTok, get cancelled on TikTok, & then everyone really dies.
Epilogue: Their death comes as a big shock to everyone who once read their shitty script. There are fond memories posted on social media abt the time deceased person made out w [90’s heartthrob] at a bar in Vancouver once. They accompany it w a shitty pic: https://bit.ly/323MaUM
Ps. I started this thread after reading some Qanon nonsense about “Hollywood” ppl sucking youth serum out of trafficked children. Meanwhile, most of us are just trying to make the good PPO health insurance ffs.
